Look out Bill, I'm a boomer.

[comr4de]

So last night after my date I come home and I felt great. Ten minutes later, my stomach sltarts to cramp. I tell my dad this and he looks at ne like I have the plague. Apparently my sisters have been suffering from some stomach virus, and the symptoms I had matched theirs perfectly. So I go upstairs into my room, and no sooner had I walked into my bedroom when my ribcage feels like there's 50 lb. Weight pressing down on it. I rush into my bathroom and puke for a solid two minutes. At this point I felt like stuff so I went to bed and woke up an hour ago and had the same feelings as before, except this time I barely made it to the toilet. So I can't eat or drink, I'm weak as stuff, and I'm really thirsty. :(




Tl;dr: comy is sick for no good reason. 

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[BlydeBadger]

Boomer!

[pocketrocket300]

I'm worried for who you went on a date with.  She might have it now too and that's very bad.  Giving your date a disease is a big no-no.

[Chriz]

loving damnit everyones getting sick with the same stuff

[MegaScientifical]

I'm worried for who you went on a date with.  She might have it now too and that's very bad.  Giving your date a disease is a big no-no.

Call her, make sure she's okay. :(

[SeventhSandwich]

I'm worried for who you went on a date with.  She might have it now too and that's very bad.  Giving your date a disease is a big no-no.

They can barf together.

[Chriz]

They can barf together.

they'll have love and then vomit in to eachother's faces.

[SeventhSandwich]

they'll have love and then vomit in to eachother's faces.

2 People, 1 Stomach Flu.

[comr4de]

Call her, make sure she's okay. :(

I did, she's fine. Apparently I picked it up after I got home.

[SeventhSandwich]

I did, she's fine. Apparently I picked it up after I got home.

Stomach flu incubates in you with no symptoms for 2-3 days,

So she can still be infected.

[yogamoanyo]

You just might live.

[MegaScientifical]

Stomach flu incubates in you with no symptoms for 2-3 days,

So she can still be infected.

D:

[General Nick]

Wtf, you're supposed to drink lots of fluids when you have the stomach virus. You lose a lot of fluid by vomiting, you need to replenish those fluids.

[Azerath]

I had that same illness for literally like 3-4 weeks when I was 9 or something. Want to know the thing that cured me?
Lemon Gatorade. Not kidding. I drank some one day, the next day I felt like a million bucks.

[General Nick]

I had that same illness for literally like 3-4 weeks when I was 9 or something. Want to know the thing that cured me?
Lemon Gatorade. Not kidding. I drank some one day, the next day I felt like a million bucks.

I actually chugged that too when I had a stomach virus. Helps a LOT.