Some things I need to tell you people...

[Emerson]

I confessed to my girlfriend ten seconds after I was born, then got married to her in a minute, then had a family with her in two minutes, then died in five minutes.

This is an example of using a running joke and taking it too far.

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[oleg662]

I honestly doubt your 10 years old, you dont type like one. Please just don't lie about it in the first place, and then you won't have to make a fool of yourself by having to confess about your lie!

[Talent74]

Twelve. That's a number I'm giving to you people to figure out.

[Treynolds416]

...Ok. Alright. I was thinking about my little ban, and actually thought: I don't like living this loving lie. So you know what? Here you go, I'm ten. I don't care for flame right now. I'm a noob, I'm not a no-life, but pretty sad to lie about me being 6 years older. I've talked to some friends about it...and there you go. I'm not leaving, but...I'm not going to make stupid topics anymore. I'll admit now, the 'what does he say to his gf' topic was real, the Girlfriend breaking up thing was also true, but it sounded like a fraud. Flame me all you want. Now...I just don't care. I can easily tell you people disliked me from the beginning, but it's fine. Some are going to be like that. Some are not. Good day.

I actually immediately began to dislike you because of your sometimes noobish posts. HOWEVER, I see now that you are capable of eloquent speech, which I like. I also admire your honesty for doing this.

[Big Brother]

I wish that friend superslayer would be as honest as the OP.

[Big Brother]

Also, I was married in the womb

[TheChaosCarrier]

As long as you understand.

You've got good grammar meanwhile you're only 10. That's surprising.

This is very rare.

[Space Ninja]

I wish that friend superslayer would be as honest as the OP.

QFT

[Chriz]

Yeah guys I've been lying, I'm really -7001.

[Big Brother]

I was 5 all along

[Troop]

I'm 13

Also many of you have been saying its surprising a 10 year old has good grammar. But age doesn't affect knowledge.

[Ector]

I was spy all along

[Doomonkey]

Plaz is the only explanation for this.

[Cucumber!]

I don't hate you, you're a pretty nice guy :D

[Wonder G]

I'm actually 10, turning 11 on June 21st.