A girl punched my snake

[mrlolop]

I don't think youd like it if you got kicked in the balls now would you?

No, I wouldn't. You said you don't know if you should feel happy that you got hit in the snake by a girl, which makes this whole situation forgeted over.

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[Vertigo]

perv.  


SO she missed your ballsack-ish area therefore meaning she missed the most painful part?

You obviously dont know what parts can be hurt the most sometimes on a guy.

[yogamoanyo]

u guys r distugsting

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cigaretteETS STOP DOING THIS TO ME. :C

Edit: WTF TWICE?

[?]

This is going to be "My snake is bleeding!" all over again.

[Tom Gunn]

Well, you must have ticked her off.

[Niven]

I MASTERBATED WITH A FIST

MY snake IS BLEEDING

[mrlolop]

This is going to be "My snake is bleeding!" all over again.

"A girl punched my snake is bleeding!"

[Tom Gunn]

Solution: Well, don't make girls mad. :/

[Regulith]

Re: A girl punched my snake
with her mouth

She deserves a medal.

YOU LIED

I have no witty comment for this.

[Sarge]

Punch her back.
In the vagina 

Isn't that called "fisting?"

[Tom Gunn]

[Niven]

Isn't that called "fisting?"

ofu

[Regulith]

Isn't that called "fisting?"

Not if she's wearing pants.

[Burger]

Not if she's wearing pants.

Girls wear pants?

[Tom Gunn]

Some of them do.