A girl punched my snake

[Squiggles]

Hambone slapMasturbate for a few hours......Get her pissed again.

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[yogamoanyo]

lik her itll wurk

[Hugums]

You should poke her in the vagina :o

[TheWorm]

The word for it is called "handjob."

what kind of handjobs have you been receiving???

[A.R.C.]

a girl punched your snake?





a girl bit mine

This is my special interest...

:(

[JAW959]

punch her in the tits

[A.R.C.]

punch her in the tits

with your richard

[Squiggles]

with your palm, slowly and softly.

fix

[Packer]

I have no witty comment for this.

I do, his avatar in reply to his OP.

I don't know whether to feel pain or happy O_O

[Deathwishez]

Just "trip" on her, and cusion your fall with her "airbags".

[Moybus]

The word for it is called "handjob."

not if he's wearing pants

[yogamoanyo]

No with your snake.

[ipodmemorizer55]

Why would you feel happy again? Is it because you sense love in that punch? Or is I because she partially felt your snake?

[JAW959]

This reminded me of this one time at band camp in gym when we were running, i got smacked square in the left nut by some lesbian girl in front of me, felt bad man.

then later her girlfriend (we were playing tennis) hands me back my tennis ball and she's like: "lucky bitch" and I'm like "hah, I have balls and you don't"

so yea, I don't really get why you are having mixed feelings about this, she hit you in the wang, play some urban abortion and call it done

[ipodmemorizer55]

Just "trip" on her, and cusion your fall with her "airbags".

I try and take it to yearbook signing and try and sign a girl's shirt and right underneath her boobs. I can partially feel them moving and touch them while trying to sign the shirt. But I've only got one more year to do it :C