A girl punched my snake

[DracoSoul]

What the forget. Get a girlfriend iPod.

[Ad Bot]

[Grignard]

I try and take it to yearbook signing and try and sign a girl's shirt and right underneath her boobs. I can partially feel them moving and touch them while trying to sign the shirt. But I've only got one more year to do it :C

You'll lose your fertility for that stunt!

[Sarge]

what kind of handjobs have you been receiving???

Oh God I lol'd.

Punch her inside the cleavage with your cheeks whilst shouting your battle cry, which should sound like "BRRRRRRRRRR!"

[Meekl]

Oh God I lol'd.

Punch her inside the cleavage with your cheeks whilst shouting your battle cry, which should sound like "BRRRRRRRRRR!"

LOLOLOLOLOLOLO- wat

[Sarge]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLO- wat

I forgot that in order to punch her with your cheeks, you have to shake your head.

[Block Buster]

Oh God I lol'd.

Punch her inside the cleavage with your cheeks whilst shouting your battle cry, which should sound like "BRRRRRRRRRR!"

I c wat u did thar.

[Meekl]

I forgot that in order to punch her with your cheeks, you have to shake your head.

Just the thought of the BRRRR thing is loving hilarious.
also, that reminds me of something.

br?

[skelolego229]

MY snake IS-<transmisson ended from source>

[Papa EPAL]

I have no witty comment for this.

"I CANNOT BELIEVE MY EEEEYES"
FREE internet if you guess what song is itsize]

[Orion]

"I CANNOT BELIEVE MY EEEEYES"
FREE internet if you guess what song is itsize]

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That's fricken awesome.

[pocketrocket300]

DOHOHOHO.
This thread slaps me on the knee.

[Master Shadow Phoenix]

Got a good laugh out of this thread.

[Qwepir]

I was sitting in class and the girl who was next to me was mad at me and we were haveing an arguement. The next thing I know she starts punching my arm. Then after fighting even more she punches my richard. I don't know whether to feel pain or happy O_O

Discuss

You should have doubled over and jumped at the opportunity to scream HOLY stuff MY TESTICLES. I did that once at school after someone accidentally kicked me there because I was lying on the floor, and I didn't get in trouble.

[MegaScientifical]

A girl punched my snake, I'd pretend to be down. If she's so angry as to punch it, I don't want her to believe she'll need to do anything else. She might get worse on it.

[Vertigo]

You should have doubled over and jumped at the opportunity to scream HOLY stuff MY TESTICLES. I did that once at school after someone accidentally kicked me there because I was lying on the floor, and I didn't get in trouble.

Actually I did say out loud to the other people in our group and we laughed and bugged the girl.