Buy me this. Now.

[Plasmus]

http://www.thinkgeek.com/computing/keyboards-mice/9836/

NOW.

also this stuff
https://www.thinkgeek.com/brain/gimme.cgi?wid=81e0b87a8

actually just buy me everything on the site.

[Ad Bot]

[Anybody]

Buy it yourself you cheap bastard.

[Niven]

Nah.

Plus who would spend $1,000 on a loving keyboard?

[Tom Gunn]

Yes, I shall get you this 1,599.99  computer after Magick finishes his conquest.

[*Magick* Mage]

Okay

[Niven]

Yes, I shall get you this 1,599.99  computer after Magick finishes his conquest.

It's a keyboard, not a compootr asdf

[Tom Gunn]

It's a keyboard, not a compootr asdf

What are you talking about? It's a keyboard 

[Niven]

What are you talking about? It's a keyboard 

Yes, I shall get you this 1,599.99 computer after Magick finishes his conquest.

hue

[Regulith]

Yeah sure I have this dumb pile of $1,600 sitting around, might as well get rid of it

Why on earth would you buy a keyboard that's worth more than most computers

[dkamm65]

I saw a review on the keyboard, it wasn't that great. At least not for that price.

[Tom Gunn]

 

hue

[Niven]

also this stuff
https://www.thinkgeek.com/brain/gimme.cgi?wid=81e0b87a8

actually just buy me everything on the site.

No. forget off. Go mow some law-  cows.

[Tom Gunn]

So I was fapping to a dead deer and I want you to buy me this.

[Niven]

So I was fapping to a dead  deer and I want you to buy me this.

[Tom Gunn]

My bad