Damn, im 5 years younger then you :(
Happy B-day, ill be on the look out for a cake, just make sure it doesnt say "This cake is a lie" on the front. I got so sick that one time.
You're so stupid you're gay? 
I lol'd
I imagined you as you know yellow skin, red beard, block eyes, with some Orange armor. Thats what i thought you looked like, pentaplox, i didnt know you looked like tat!