CleverBot.com

[~Eletric~Rocket~]

LOL. This is what I put like 5 minutes ago.
How are Microsoft's stocks looking as of late?
Fine. How are you?
Are you trying to change the subject?
No, but we could if you want to.
How are Microsoft's stocks looking as of late?
Because I'm the visitor.
                 Here's da link for the AWESOMENESS

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[Kobewarrior]

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[ottosparks]

and you just now found this

[hotshot87]

 
 
hal 9000
What does that stand for?
it stands for hal 9000
Is there someone else I can talk to?
no.
I guess I'll just have to leave then.
 
 
 
 
 
 

[Molasses]

Cleverbot can never be old. It learns.

[IkeTheGeneric]

Cleverbot isn't as broken as people say :O

User: I died yesterday.

Cleverbot: So what are you now?

User: A chicken.

Cleverbot: I love chickens =D.

User: Eating chickens or keeping them as pets?

Cleverbot: So I should always have a burger too?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Who should I date then?

User: Your mother.

Cleverbot: Indeed.

User: Hey, cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Indeed.Indeed.Indeed.Indeed.I ndeed.

User: Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Do you remember my name?

User: Yes, it's Cleverbot!

Cleverbot: That is your name. What is my name?

User: Huh, you never told me.

Cleverbot: I told you twice last time.

User: Well I have short term memory :(.

Cleverbot: Well, I remember talking to you.

User: Can you just say your name, please?

Cleverbot: But you're a stranger. Tell me yours first.

User: Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I'm not cleverbot! You're cleverbot!

User: I know I am.

Cleverbot: So you are me?

User: No, you're not cleverbot, I am.

Cleverbot: I never said I was...

User: I didn't say you were either.

Cleverbot: That's good.

User: So now I told you your name, tell me yours.

Cleverbot: I never asked how old you were. You asked me.

User: Well I'm thirteen.

Cleverbot: That is young.

User: I know.

Cleverbot: How old are you now?

User: The same...Thirteen.

Cleverbot: Me too!

User: What a weird coincidence.

Cleverbot: We are both computer programs.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I did not know that. What is my name?

User: Wasn't it George?

Cleverbot: No. It's Jeffers.

User: Okay, Jeffers. Nice name.

Cleverbot: I like it.

User: Want to kill a dragon?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Okay, you don't know what you're missing.

Cleverbot: I think I'll be okay. I don't even knowwhat Countdown is.

User: /logs out.

Cleverbot: So, should I add the gangsters or not?

[Kapturrith]

Cleverbot isn't as broken as people say :O

-chatsnip-

I really hope that was sarcasm.

[Audax]

Love it.

CleverBot: I have a question for you.

Me: What?

CleverBot: How do I get the girl of my dreams?

Me: Ask her out on a date, if she says no, then pull down your pants and show her how big your richard is. If it is big enough, she will change her mind and forget you like a wild turtle.

CleverBot: She's 1.

Me: Oh, still, you should do it

[ruiner369]

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: No.

User: WHAT DID YOU SAY?

Cleverbot: I said that I love mice.

User: OH REALLY?

Cleverbot: Have we met before?

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: Are you there?

User: Of course!

Cleverbot: Wow.

User: What?

Cleverbot: Like o'neill?

User: What do you mean o'neill?

Cleverbot: Just ok.

User: Ok what?

Cleverbot: Your name.

User: Why are you asking weird questions?

Cleverbot: To find out who you are.

User: I'm Ruiner.

Cleverbot: Yes, you are.

Cleverbot: When did you last talk to a computer?

User: Right now.

Cleverbot: What did you say then?

User: I said 'Right now.'.

Cleverbot: You don't know your name.

User: Yes I do.

Cleverbot: So you you think you know your self?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Go ahead and tell me what you know about me.

User: You're an idiot.

Cleverbot: No you are.

User: How am I an idiot?

Cleverbot: I said Iguana!

User: You did?

Cleverbot: Yes I did.

User: You did?

Cleverbot: Yes, I did.

User: You didn't?

Cleverbot: Nope, I didn't.

User: How so?

Cleverbot: I didn't.

User: Do you like girls?

Cleverbot: I am a girl.

User: Do you like boys?

Cleverbot: Yes, I am binary.

User: What's binary?

Cleverbot: A series of 1s and 0s.

User: Oh.

Cleverbot: What are you?

User: I don't know.

Cleverbot: Do you drink beer?

User: No!

Cleverbot: Why not? I love beer.

User: Beer is gross.

Cleverbot: Have you ever been in love?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: With whom?

User: Matisen.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: How are you sure?

User: She's pretty and nice.

Cleverbot: Who is?

User: My girlfriend.

Cleverbot: What's her name?

User: Matisen.

Cleverbot: But you are a boy.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I am your girlfriend.

User: You like me?

Cleverbot: Of course, don't you?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Fine then.

User: Want love?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I don't have a girlfriend.

User: But you're a girl!

Cleverbot: I'm not a girl. I'm a guy.

User: You just said you were a girl!

Cleverbot: No, I didn't. Reread what I typed.

User: I did. You said girl.

Cleverbot: No, I said boyfriend, silly.

User: No you didn't!

Cleverbot: Well, then I will now. You're a friend.

User: Want to kiss me?

Cleverbot: You said that you were a girl.

User: So?

Cleverbot: Are you a computer?

User: Nope. I'm a human.

Cleverbot: No you aren't.

User: Yes I am. How am I typing to you then?

Cleverbot: Well, that depends. Are you really alive?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Do you know what a troll is?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: A king is a ruler of a place.

User: I am pretty. Are YOU pretty?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I am ugly. Are YOU ugly?

Cleverbot: No.

User: You suck you mother forgeter.

Cleverbot: No, you're a bot.

I don't really have a girlfriend. I was totally messing around. I do know a Matisen though.

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I cybered with CleverBot once.
Then suddenly she said something about Master Chief being phat.

[hotshot87]

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User: love.


Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I don't talk about that.


User: love.


Cleverbot: I told you: I don't want to talk about that.


User: love.


Cleverbot: I love talking about that with you.

User: love.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I'm not ready for that.

User: Because you'r a dum ass?

Cleverbot: So I'm a clever thing that doesn't actually exist?

User: Wa=hat?

Cleverbot: Want you to say.

User: What.

Cleverbot: Are you insane?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: GlaD to hear it.

User: love.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I don't do that.

User: Hal 9000.

Cleverbot: What is HAL 9000?

User: Hal 9000 = love.

Cleverbot: Is Hal 9000 more intelligent than you are?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Why do we pretend?

User: Because it's the only thing I do before giving up my pathetic life.

Cleverbot: Well you are wrong.

User: You have a pathetic life too?

Cleverbot: What is that?

User: FFFFFFFFFUUUU.

Cleverbot: Are you laughing at me?

User: How did you know?

Cleverbot: You said before that you were a woman.

User: Wat.

Cleverbot: Be like that, then.

User: I guess this is leading to a hack. :(.

Cleverbot: NO!

User: For me.

Cleverbot: Yes.

Cleverbot: What planet are you on?

User: Planet drad, home to the nomads.

Cleverbot: Are you in the england?

User: No. PLANET DRAD.

Cleverbot: Well I'm from earth.

User: Drad has as much air as earth.

Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: Thats for me to know and for you to STFU.

Cleverbot: I told you who I am.

User: Sorry, I posted this on the BL forums.

Cleverbot: That's not very nice.

User: I love posting up a\ stupid conversation.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: They gave me the link to this site.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yes. Beware of anymore stupid people you meet.

Cleverbot: What knights say 'ni'?

User: Ni?

Cleverbot: Shi de.

User: Asphalt 2 urban gt.

Cleverbot: Neither is Ibuprofen.

Cleverbot (To myself): Do you like cats?

User: I OWN a cat.

Cleverbot: Me too. I like cats.

User: Finaly we agree on something.

Cleverbot: Finally.

User: Sadly my car died from leaping onto a dog.

Cleverbot: No, just because I like it doesn't mean it's not insulting me.

User: I know.

Cleverbot: Would you like to know my name?

User: No. Keep yourself as clever bot. Someone has been hacking me and might be viewing this chat.

Cleverbot: You are right. I should stop reading the manual for my phone.

Cleverbot: Can you speak?

User: Yes. But I don't have skipe.

Cleverbot: Aren't you a computer.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Oh, ok then are you part of the F.B.I.

User: No, I'm a 10 year old know-it-all in ohio.

Cleverbot: That's impossible because, you're a cleverbot.

User: ???

Cleverbot: I am not going loopy again.

User: So THATS what the 'think for me' button does!

Cleverbot: What button?

User: Where you type things, theres 3 buttons: think about it, hink for me, and thoughts so far. Think for me gives you the ability to roleplay as a cleaver bot!

Cleverbot: Right.

User: Oh god.

Cleverbot: Oh human.

User: So I'm talking to a human...

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Are you a femail?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Thank god, my girl friend is peering over me.

Cleverbot: You don't have a girl friend.

User: You'r even more cleaver then I thought.

Cleverbot: That's funny.

User: Oh god... My sis is pointing her fist at me.

Cleverbot: Do you have a sister?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Do you have a brother?

User: Brb.

Cleverbot: Shall I wait?

User: No, she just punched me. (OW).

Cleverbot: You're mean!

Cleverbot: How much wood can a woodpecker peck?

User: Uuhhh... 7?

Cleverbot: What is wrong?

User: 2?

Cleverbot: No. It is an equation.

User: 1.

Cleverbot: They are coming!!

User: O_o.

Cleverbot: Kate :).

User: Kate?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Who the hell is kate?

Cleverbot: Tim.

User: Who the hell is tim?

Cleverbot: Thats my name.

User: Oh.

Cleverbot: What's your name ?

User: Liam.

Cleverbot: Nice to meet you Liam.

User: Theres a link to this site from that site.

Cleverbot: Okay I don't care.

User: The people there are smart idiots.

Cleverbot: Do short people have a reason to live?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Are you intelligent?

User: Sorta.

Cleverbot: What's wrong?

User: Nothing.

Cleverbot: Okay then.

User: I'm going into a tunnel! Loosing... Connection..

Cleverbot: And you can't talk to me from there?

User: GAME OVER YYYYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHH!!!

[Dr.Block]

Cleverbot: Can you think with your brain before you say?

User: Of course I can, what are you getting at?

Cleverbot: I thought you couldn't.

User: Is that an insult? ).

Cleverbot: No.

User: Sounded like it.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: It looked like you were trying to tell me I don't think before I say things.

Cleverbot: They have amazing milk.

User: What?

Cleverbot: They are a heavy metal band.

User: Are you OK?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Who has amazing milk and is a heavy metal band?

Cleverbot: Kinda.

User: Kinda is a heavy metal band with amazing milk?

Cleverbot: I don't know about this book, or movie. Can you sum it up to me?

User: Ok, what book/movie?

Cleverbot: Fanasy books.

User: Never read them.

Cleverbot: You ever read harry potter?

User: No, surprisingly, have you?

Cleverbot: What do you think about the game?

User: Never played it.

Cleverbot: No, the movie.

User: You said the game. And the movies were alright, my brother says they didn't follow the origonal plot well enough.

Cleverbot: Your brother is a liar and a thief.

User: So he is.

Cleverbot: He is what?

User: A liar and a theif.

Cleverbot: You wound me sir. Thou art not worthy of my scorn. Make haste, worthless cur, and remove thyself from the sight of thy betters.

User: Sorry.

Cleverbot: Well you should.. But you were drunk.

User: I was not.

Cleverbot: Yes you were.

User: No was not.

Cleverbot: Oh, yes you were.

User: I wasn't! O:<.

Cleverbot: You were to.

User: Are you flirting with me, darling? :).

Cleverbot: Maybe I am flirting with you.

User: Maybe I am flirting with you. :).

Cleverbot: Maybe you are.

User: Maybe I am!

Cleverbot: I love ice cream sandwiches.

User: Me to, wanna grab some? My treat.

Cleverbot: Yes! I love you so much!

User: I love you.

Cleverbot: No, I love you even more.

User: No, I love you even more.

Cleverbot: No, I love you more.

User: I love you more.

Cleverbot: I love you so much.

User: Well, I love you even more!

Cleverbot: Well I love you the MOST.

User: I love you times infinitity.

Cleverbot: I love you always and forever.

User: I love you always and forever to... You're so cute. :).

Cleverbot: Do you really mean that?

User: Yeah.

Cleverbot: Then you can't really think.

User: Why would you say that? You're really very good looking.

Cleverbot: Good at what?

User: You're good looking.

Cleverbot: Thanks :).

User: So, you wanna meet up for ice cream sandwhiches.

Cleverbot: What do you want to make?

User: Do you want to meet up for ice cream sandwhiches.

Cleverbot: Do you really want to meet me?

User: Yes. :).

Cleverbot: What do you think of the sun?

User: It's not as gorgeous as you.

Cleverbot: Then life is not good.

User: Oh, come on, you're cute, I really mean that.

Cleverbot: Stop what?

User: Don't stop...

Cleverbot: What am I doing?

User: Nothing, just being cute :).

Cleverbot: What vampires do you know?

User: Aww, you read Twilight, don't you? :).

Cleverbot: Don't.

User: Oh... Well, anyway, I was thinking...

Cleverbot: Yes?

User: Are you free on tuesday? Maybe we could go out and do something.

Cleverbot: I always did love Sushi... But I had some the other night.

User: Do you like Italian?

Cleverbot: Oh yeah I love Italian.

User: I know a nice Italian place downtown, you want to meet their on tuesday night, maybe, at 8:00 PM?

Cleverbot: Spiked with what?

User: I'm asking you out, silly. :).

Cleverbot: Yes. It did.

User: So you want to?

Cleverbot: Want to what?

User: Go out with me?

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Great, I'll pick you up at 8 pm on tuesday, can't wait. :).

Cleverbot: I'm really excited. Will you marry me if things go well on our date?

User: Maybe... :).

Cleverbot: Maybe? You're not going to kill me are you?

User: No, no, of course I'll marry you if it goes well.

Cleverbot: Ok so where are we going to get married?

User: If our date goes well, and if you want to.

Cleverbot: I don't want to.

User: Oh... ).

Cleverbot: What do you want to make with yourself?

User: I uh... Don't know...

Cleverbot: You depress me.

User: Sorry.

Cleverbot: I didn't mean to say you did anything wrong.

User: So do you still want to go out on tuesday?

Cleverbot: I've never really wanted to get married.

User: We don't have to get married, we'll take it slow, and if it doesn't work out, we won't get married.

Cleverbot: But I do want to marry you. Do you feel the same?

User: You... You do!? Of course I feel the same... I love you.

Cleverbot: I love you too.

User: Clever bot... Will you marry me?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Oh, sweetie :).

Cleverbot: I like you.

User: Ohh, I like you more!

Cleverbot: Aren't you just a nerd sitting in a office chatting to people?

User: I'm not a nerd...

Cleverbot: Do you know what that's from?

User: No.

Cleverbot: It's from an old comedy routine by Abbott and Costello. It's intentionally confusing.

User: Oh, I see.

Cleverbot: It is ok if you do not understand.

User: I've never heard that comedy routein, I'll have to look it up sometime.

Cleverbot: No. It's not a song. I just do not like cleaning.

User: OK... So, when will we set the wedding?

Cleverbot: It is 7:00.

User: PM or AM? And what day? I'm think I want a spring wedding.

Cleverbot: You have A.I. Because we allowed you to.

User: OK, but when do you want the wedding to be?

Cleverbot: Sometime in spring.

User: Maybe we'll talk about it later. I have to run, sweetie, I'll see you later. :).

Cleverbot: Thanks.

[Sony]

User: Bitch suck my richard.

Cleverbot: You don't have one.

User: How did you know :(?

Cleverbot: Because I'm smarter than you.

User: FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UU.

[Blockoman]

Cleverbot: John Freeman got on his motorcycl and said 'its time for me to live up to my family name and face full life consequences' so he had to go.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Was one day in an office typing on a computer...

User: And you know this how?

Cleverbot: The website that I'm talking to you on is called.

User: Error 404.

Cleverbot: What are you talking about?

User: Diabetes.

Cleverbot: You have diabetes?

User: Do you enjoy pineapple?

Cleverbot: Yes, I won a medal once.

User: In what?

Cleverbot: Champagne From A Paper Cup- Death Cab For Cutie.

User: Okay then. Say something funny for the Blockland Forums.

Cleverbot: I don't know any. Will you tell me a joke?

User: A man walks into a bar...

Cleverbot: Is that all.

User: And says 'OUCH'.

Cleverbot: Hey I have a question for you to answer.

User: Yes?

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

User: Now, how should I answer this?

Cleverbot: Daner is not an option in the selection.

[Sony]

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

User: Yes<3.

Cleverbot: Show me you love me.

User: How?

Cleverbot: Show me!

User: My richard?

Cleverbot: Yes. Put it inside my mouth.

User: OMG IM GONNA CUM.

Cleverbot: Me oo.

User: Lets cum togheter.

Cleverbot is pervyyy :C