Author Topic: Re: HERP DERP ATHEISM  (Read 27859 times)

Its not a bribe, richard.  My grandfather offered faith.

Its not like me paying some hooker.
It is indeed a bribe, God does not take deals of any sort.

According to the Christian book anyway.

I like how everyone is crying to defend themselfes
I don't see why athiests and other religious cigarettes don't calm the forget down and shut up
Athiests are like trying to convert or something
Or they are just realy self concious
anyways
/drink and popcorn

Oh and kalph you're a god damn idiot for starting this topic

HEY ATHEISTS IF THE WORLD IS ROUND HOW COME WE ALL DON'T FALL OFF? CHRISTIANS-1 ATHEISTS-0
HEY ATHIESTS IF THERE IS NO OXYGEN IN SPACE THEN HOW DOES THE SUN BURN? CHRISTIANS-2 ATHIESTS-0

HEY ATHIESTS IF THERE IS NO OXYGEN IN SPACE THEN HOW DOES THE SUN BURN? CHRISTIANS-2 ATHIESTS-0
I'm pretty sure there is a reason the sun buns silly.

HEY ATHIESTS IF THERE IS NO OXYGEN IN SPACE THEN HOW DOES THE SUN BURN? CHRISTIANS-2 ATHIESTS-0
Science got owned there



Hey im not siding or anything
Im just saying prove it (no im not being like ZOMVAWIENF PROOVE THAT GOD DURNT EXIST)


Don't forget about the countless parents with terminally ill children that forgo medical treatment to use "healing prayers". Of course the child dies, then they wonder why.
Let's not forget that you don't know stuff.  Those people were very stupid, because its not a sin to use medication.  God doesn't do anything he doesn't want to.  Why am I arguing about this stuff with people who are close-minded about it?
It is indeed a bribe, God does not take deals of any sort.
forget your an idiot.  I don't want to cite from the Bible itself, but I'll tell the story.

Jesus told Parables, which are anecdotal stories about daily life with hidden meanings.
A shepherd has 100 sheep, and 1 goes missing.  His sheep are his livelihood, so he corrals the 99 other sheep into a pen, and goes looking for the single missing one.  When he finds it, he is overjoyed with happiness and all others he tell this to are happy for him, too.

This relates to God in the sense that we, people, are the sheep, and the shepherd is God.  When one person loses their way and becomes a sinner, but later repents and rejoins the herd, it is a great celebration in heaven.  If someone has been faithful all along, they get recognition, but no celebration.

My grandpa lost his way, then repented and found it again.  The celebration was the survival of my grandmother.

forget off.

QuickEdit:

The sun burns because it is made of flammable gasses, including oxygen and hydrogen.

Yes I am a nerd.


"The most important thing in life is to learn how to give out Love, and to let it come in."
~Morrie Schwartz

I'll just leave this here. :I

Let's not forget that you don't know stuff.  Those people were very stupid, because its not a sin to use medication.  God doesn't do anything he doesn't want to.  Why am I arguing about this stuff with people who are close-minded about it?forget your an idiot.  I don't want to cite from the Bible itself, but I'll tell the story.

Jesus told Parables, which are anecdotal stories about daily life with hidden meanings.
A shepherd has 100 sheep, and 1 goes missing.  His sheep are his livelihood, so he corrals the 99 other sheep into a pen, and goes looking for the single missing one.  When he finds it, he is overjoyed with happiness and all others he tell this to are happy for him, too.

This relates to God in the sense that we, people, are the sheep, and the shepherd is God.  When one person loses their way and becomes a sinner, but later repents and rejoins the herd, it is a great celebration in heaven.  If someone has been faithful all along, they get recognition, but no celebration.

My grandpa lost his way, then repented and found it again.  The celebration was the survival of my grandmother.

forget off.

QuickEdit:

The sun burns because it is made of flammable gasses, including oxygen and hydrogen.

Yes I am a nerd.
I'll only become a Christian if Grandmother survives!

You're Grandfather never came to Him through faith because he had asked something in return.

But then again I'm baptist you're Catholic so your views are different. Lets just go our separate ways.

umadbro?
This usually doesn't bother me, but he is talking about my grandmother.

Also, he's saying praying doesn't work, and my other grandfather is in the hospital because of quadruple bypass due to a heart attack.  He's too weak to speak and he has been in the hospital for over a month now.  He is also usually not conscious.

I'll only become a Christian if Grandmother survives!

You're Grandfather never came to Him through faith because he had asked something in return.

But then again I'm baptist you're Catholic so your views are different. Lets just go our separate ways.
Baptist?  A minority branch, I suppose?