Sandwiches
Cooking
Nothing but love
Cumdumpsters
*Ahem*
Want to hear a funny joke?
Womens Rights
Why can't women drive?
Because there's no road between the kitchen and the bedroom
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, somebody already told her twice
Why did God make women?
You think he's gonna wash the dishes?
How do you know when it's time to get a new dishwasher?
When the old one expects you to "do your share"
How long does it take for a man to make dinner?
As long as it takes for him to get out the belt!
You think men have it easy? You're dead wrong, they have to work up a sweat to keep taking out the belt and putting it back in again.
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
A trick question, feminists can't change anything!
Why does every man need a woman?
Because the dishes would get to piled up without one.
What is the difference between a woman and a catfish?
One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is a fish.
Why couldn't Helen Keller drive?
Because she is a woman.
I laugh at your ideals of equality, Tesla.
