Author Topic: If something is really old, ditch that Slowpoke.  (Read 2561 times)



Slowking isn't dopey as Slowpoke and Slowbro so it doesn't count.

Slowking can talk, so you have a point, but he talks veeeeeeerryyyyyy slooooooowwwwww...

We shall put Slowking before Slowpoke in terms of people's inability to catch up with current news..

The only reason why Slowbro is slow is because he doesn't notice that shell eating his tail.

They must be god-level slow because that thing is there for life.

Yes, but Slowking has a shell chomping on his head.

Those teeth look rounded.

slow bro is a true bro
he buys me beer and research

slow bro is a true bro
he buys me beer and research

There are free research websites yknow

There are free research websites yknow
yeah but magazines are portable
and he buys them anyway

yeah but magazines are portable
and he buys them anyway

You can print the pages of the research websites and staple them together to make your own research magazine?

what a waste of paper when i could get it for free anyway

slowbro is a tru bro

This topic is made out of conversations between people.  :cookieMonster:

And slowpoke is slow btw