Author Topic: God shoots down lightning upon Jesus and makes him explode  (Read 2904 times)


didnt someone say they lived by that in another topic?

there is no god...














incoming stuff storm!

there is no god...
Nah there is.

And he isn't going to share his chocolate bar with you when you die because you didn't believe in him.



Haha... All the chocolate to me...

Even Jesus can't stand to be in Ohio.


Even Jesus can't stand to be in Ohio.
If this were RTB forums I would rep you for this post...

This made me really sad.





For you Jews and Atheists out there, Jesus was a carpenter.

This made me really sad.





For you Jews and Atheists out there, Jesus was a carpenter.
Wood isn't fireproof bro.

Maybe Jesus should be a metalworker...



Also, Jesus was a jew.

This made me really sad.





For you Jews and Atheists out there, Jesus was a carpenter.
Wood isn't fireproof bro.

Maybe Jesus should be a metalworker...



Also, Jesus was a jew.
That and the statue was made of foam/plaster and went up in flames in seconds.


Good riddance.
Yeah, it looked ugly.

It was like Jesus, but cut in half and glued to the ground...

And the lake was his blood =/

This can only mean one thing...



'God' is no longer in control of the lighting...

God must have gotten pissed at Jesus for not taking out the trash.

God must have gotten pissed at Jesus for not taking out the trash.
But dad :(