sorry for lack of rhyming. came up with it on the spot. have some racism instead!
Celtylok: This was a watermelon. Making a note here: Need koolaid. Barrack Obama. He does what he must, because, he's black. For the good of all of us. Except the ones who are white. But there's no sense crying over every hijacking. You just keep on shooting til you run out of ammo. And the robbery gets done and you shoot a neat gun, at the people who are, still white.
Beat Mesa: lol
Beat Mesa: oh god
Beat Mesa: you changed it
Celtylok: I ain't even mad. I'm being so (bigconfoosinword) right now. Even though you took my delicious red kool aid. And poured it all over. And threw the pitcher, into, a fire. As it soaked, it hurt because, I was dying of kool aid withdrawal. Now these white chalk outlines make a beautiful line. And we're out of jail, we're robbing banks on time. So i'm glad I got jailed, think of all the asses we impaled, on the people who are, still white.
Celtylok: only 1 word
Celtylok: more changes in that 1 though
Beat Mesa: you just keep on trying til you run out of crack
Celtylok: Go head and leave me. I think I prefer, to snort, my coke. Maybe you'll find someone else to forget you.
Celtylok: MAYBE A WHITE GUY.
Celtylok: That was a joke. Haha. Small rooster.
Beat Mesa: LOL
Celtylok: Anyway this watermelon is great, it's so delicious and moist. Look at me still talking when there's robbing to do. When I look out there it makes me glad i'm not you! I've robberies to do, there are bullets that must go through, the chests of people who are, still white.
Celtylok: Believe me I am, not white. I'm robbing people and i'm, not white. I feel brotherrific and i'm, not white. While you're being robbed I will be, not white. And when you're robbed I will be, not white. Not white. NOT WHITE.
Beat Mesa: brotherrific
Celtylok: yup
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