Broke up

[duke 838]

Why else would he mention it?
It's 7:35 AM, I'm sick, and I'm tired, I really don't want to explain why drinking is bad for you.

Kills your liver its bad i get it, i am just saying..

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[Bisjac]

I Am drinking Vodka To Forget Her

just the way you said it makes me think your lying.

[Riot]

just the way you said it makes me think your lying.

 He was bragging about it on the other topics, so I think he really is.

[ryu hayabusa]

Vodka will kill your liver dude.

Just drink beer or just deal with your problems without drugs you baby.

Beer ALSO kills your liver. But it takes longer.

[Chriz]

Beer ALSO kills your liver. But it takes longer.

all alcohol kills your liver.

[Packer]

... Yeah after like 20 years of straight drinking, loving society these days don't seem to know stuff except it'll kill you. Smoking will do major damage for like 2 years of smoking, even then its not usually life threatening unless you're a pusillanimous individual.

[SeventhSandwich]

I can only hope his liver system will fail early.

Don't wish that.

I've observed the stages of liver failure firsthand and it is horrible.

[Tokerovin]

Dude, just get a hotter girl. This time try to avoid backstabbing sluts. [/no offense]

And as for your friend, he isn't really your friend now is he? The best thing to do is tell every girl he knows that his snake is gigantic. Assuming it isn't, they'll all want to see then be disappointed and reject him forever on.

[killer5000]

@Tokerovin ~ A girl shouldn't be gigantically hot for you to date her. It's what you like about her. Girls aren't love toys, They have feelings. And saying his snake is huge is what an immature prick would do.

[Skyfrost]

lock them in your basement for two years, and make them eat the mice taht you release down there,

thats what i did...

[Tingalz]

The best thing to do is tell every girl he knows that his snake is gigantic.

"Hey, I don't want to freak you out, but my buddy over there has a HUUUUGE richard!"

[Sarge]

1)Invite friend over for a drink (coffee, soda, wine, etc.)
2)Poison the drink you're going to give to your friend.
3)Accidentally switch the two drinks.
4)Drink the poisoned drink you were supposed to give to your friend.
5)???
6)Profit!

[MagicAhrim]

Two words Horse. Laxatives.

[Talent74]

I'm pretty sure that's the same thing as saying you don't care.

I'm not posting I don't care, I was just posting for him to stop crying about it, and man up. To get over it.

[yuki]

Hello,
    I Just broke up,it may sound classic to you..Yep she was with my best friend
    I Am drinking Vodka To Forget Her
So what to do to my friend?I Thought of beating him up

You're like 11, shut the hell up.
If you really are "25", then what the forget are you doing brooding on the Blockland forums, whose primary userbase is children?