@Tokerovin ~ A girl shouldn't be gigantically hot for you to date her. It's what you like about her. Girls aren't love toys, They have feelings. And saying his snake is huge is what an immature prick would do.
We have a name for chicks who go out looking for rooster wherever she can, it's called a slut, skank, whore, harlot, etc. Now, when a slut is told that his friend has a pretty big rooster, she'll be all over him and will be disappointed because its about the size of a vienna sausage. Then he gets ridiculed by his peers and whatnot.
Oh, and kid. Grow a pair.