Author Topic: funny jokes or statments  (Read 1090 times)

come one come all tell  us some jokes that will make us fall out of are chair


A fat guy sat on a chair.


Person 1: "I can not see God, therefore he is not real."

Person 2: "By that logic, I can not see your brain, therefore you do not have one."



"Bing is a good serch engine. I know this because I google'd it"

" -Japanese speech here- Powerful. For those of you who don't speak Japanish..."
                   -Stephen Colbert


"Did I lose an Eyebrow?"
                    -Adam Savage


A guy who just got out of prison was showing everybody his new handgun.
  Somebody said, "Be careful, it might be loaded."
  The the guy aimed the gun strait to his head. "It's not loaded!"
   Blam!