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Went and saw Toy Story 3. I give it a 27 out of 10. If I had to describe it in one word, It would be yes.

For starters, the intro is just sadhafj because it is like a super awesome remake of Andy's play scene from the very first movie, I.E. MY ATTACK DOG WITH A BUILT IN FORCE FIELD, I HAVE MY DINOSAUR THAT EATS FORCE FIELD DOGS RAAAAAAAAR

Only with alot of new added stuff and the "new" toys from toy story 2. But it turns out these are just old home videos, and that Andy is indeed, off to college. For some odd reason, he still houses the old toys in their original test, and the movie starts the intended movie by showing the toys in a last attempt to get Andy to play with them before he moves off. Buzz has sacrificed his wrist mounted star command computer for a cell phone number that has been scribbled onto it. Woody calls the number which causes a cell phone in the toy box to ring, and Andy to open the box.

So I'm fat and lazy and won't type the rest because I'm  going to go eat a ham and sleep. k bye discuss toy story 3 kk bye <3


Boring stuffloving movie :|

nar u are boring movei :(

Went and saw Toy Story 3. I give it a 27 out of 10. If I had to describe it in one word, It would be yes.

For starters, the intro is just sadhafj because it is like a super awesome remake of Andy's play scene from the very first movie, I.E. MY ATTACK DOG WITH A BUILT IN FORCE FIELD, I HAVE MY DINOSAUR THAT EATS FORCE FIELD DOGS RAAAAAAAAR

Only with alot of new added stuff and the "new" toys from toy story 2. But it turns out these are just old home videos, and that Andy is indeed, off to college. For some odd reason, he still houses the old toys in their original test, and the movie starts the intended movie by showing the toys in a last attempt to get Andy to play with them before he moves off. Buzz has sacrificed his wrist mounted star command computer for a cell phone number that has been scribbled onto it. Woody calls the number which causes a cell phone in the toy box to ring, and Andy to open the box.

So I'm fat and lazy and won't type the rest because I'm  going to go eat a ham and sleep. k bye discuss toy story 3 kk bye <3

Oh, you are fat. forget OFF


I don't know if he was trying to spoil it, because I didn't understand a loving thing he said.

I don't know if he was trying to spoil it, because I didn't understand a loving thing he said.


nor did i

The movie sucked. Toy Story one was the only good one

The movie sucked. Toy Story one was the only good one
Yeah, when we were kids.

Im gonna go see it on Sunday.

It better not be stuffforget boring.

I'm pretty sure most of this won't make sense until you see the actual movie, but in more detail:

The movie starts off with Mr.Potato head with the alias of One eyed bob or joe or whatever, he's robbing a train for money, and like in the very beginning of the first movie, Woody comes in and releases one of his pullstring lines, like "REACH FOR THE SKY" so then Mr.Potato head calls in Ms.Potato head, One eyed betty or some stuff, and then they get away in a barbie malibu dream car driven by the 3 aliens Mr.Potato head "saved" in TS2. And to keep Woody Busy, Mr.Potato head reveals he has rigged the bridge with explosives, and pushes woody off the train. With a surprise plot twist, Jessie rides up on Bullseye and catches Woody, taking him to the Front of the the train, where he tries to stop the train, to no avail. However it turns out buzz has grabbed the middle car and pulls the train to saftey, so in pursuit of the Potatoheads, They end up catching them, and then in an original homage to the first Toy Story, Mr.Potato Head brings out Slinks, aka THE ATTACK DOG WITH THE BUILD IN FORCE FIELD, and then Slinks grabs his tail and forms an actual force field, then Woody brings out Rex, also known as THE DINOSAUR THAT EATS FORCE FIELD DOGS, but it doesn't work, and then Ham, the evil Doctor Porkchop beams the potatoes and their dog up into this gigantic battleship he has, and presses a big button that says DEATH BY MONKEY, which I think is from Toy story 2, and release a barrel of monkeys that fall to the ground and then flood the entire canyon where the story is taking place, and starts to tie or rather hold down the entire Sheriff Woody gang and buzz lightyear. At this point this story ends, and we revert back to Andy, who is still 5 or 6 years old, playing with his toys. And it turns out his mom has been filming them this entire time. A few more home videos flash, and we get to the original story. Where Andy is going to college and his Toys sit unused in a box. At this point, they have found phones bought to them by the Army men. The have a plan to make one phone ring and get Andy to open the box, in hopes Andy will play with them again. But the plan fails.

I am too obese to explain the rest of the movie to you and I shall now go to slumber. Okay, bye.

TL;DR: mondaysmondaysmondays

I'm pretty sure most of this won't make sense until you see the actual movie, but in more detail:

The movie starts off with Mr.Potato head with the alias of One eyed bob or joe or whatever, he's robbing a train for money, and like in the very beginning of the first movie, Woody comes in and releases one of his pullstring lines, like "REACH FOR THE SKY" so then Mr.Potato head calls in Ms.Potato head, One eyed betty or some stuff, and then they get away in a barbie malibu dream car driven by the 3 aliens Mr.Potato head "saved" in TS2. And to keep Woody Busy, Mr.Potato head reveals he has rigged the bridge with explosives, and pushes woody off the train. With a surprise plot twist, Jessie rides up on Bullseye and catches Woody, taking him to the Front of the the train, where he tries to stop the train, to no avail. However it turns out buzz has grabbed the middle car and pulls the train to saftey, so in pursuit of the Potatoheads, They end up catching them, and then in an original homage to the first Toy Story, Mr.Potato Head brings out Slinks, aka THE ATTACK DOG WITH THE BUILD IN FORCE FIELD, and then Slinks grabs his tail and forms an actual force field, then Woody brings out Rex, also known as THE DINOSAUR THAT EATS FORCE FIELD DOGS, but it doesn't work, and then Ham, the evil Doctor Porkchop beams the potatoes and their dog up into this gigantic battleship he has, and presses a big button that says DEATH BY MONKEY, which I think is from Toy story 2, and release a barrel of monkeys that fall to the ground and then flood the entire canyon where the story is taking place, and starts to tie or rather hold down the entire Sheriff Woody gang and buzz lightyear. At this point this story ends, and we revert back to Andy, who is still 5 or 6 years old, playing with his toys. And it turns out his mom has been filming them this entire time. A few more home videos flash, and we get to the original story. Where Andy is going to college and his Toys sit unused in a box. At this point, they have found phones bought to them by the Army men. The have a plan to make one phone ring and get Andy to open the box, in hopes Andy will play with them again. But the plan fails.

I am too obese to explain the rest of the movie to you and I shall now go to slumber. Okay, bye.

TL;DR: mondaysmondaysmondays
Wat?

Alright, I can't explain in any more detail than that. If you don't understand, I'm afraid you're going to have to go watch the movie yourself.

Alright, I can't explain in any more detail than that. If you don't understand, I'm afraid you're going to have to go watch the movie yourself.
i has no munies halp!11!!