Author Topic: How to know if you are a N00B.  (Read 2007 times)

If you were a N00B you would say this the moment you join a server.

N00B:Can i have Admin?
Host:NO.
N00B:Bye.

Or you might say this:

N00B:Can i load somthing?
Host:NO.
N00B:Bye.

Or you will leave the server and join it and leave and join and so on...

N00B Connected.
N00B Has left the game.
N00B Connected.
N00B Has left the game.
N00B Connected.
N00B Has left the game.

The moment you spawn,You start Spamming with red bricks.
Reason:N00Bs always Spam with Red bricks because they can't use the paint can. (PRESS E YOU IDIOT!)

The moment you spawn,You hit the host with a hammer.
N00Bs Tend to do this for no Reason.

If a N00B gets Admin,(You should not have let him have admin!!!) He will D-Wand all of the bricks he sees.
Reason: N00Bs love D-Wanding stuff...

Some other things a N00B Might say...

How do i get items?

What is spam?

How do i join the minigame?

I LIKE TACOS!!!!!!

If a player says any of these things in your server,Kick him or ban him.



Making lists like this will not stop people from acting like dumbasses. You don't appear to be very clever either.


Noob isn't a word.
A Noob is a gamer term that means:A new player who acts stupid.

Newb is technically the correct term. It's just with the internet and leet-speak and lol-speak, all of the damn translations that's been done to it, has brought about the word noob.

The word newb was used for years before the internet, to describe a novice. Derived from the word Newbie, Newb as a shortened slang, and like I said due to internet entanglement, you now have noob.

Wasn't newbie first used extensively during a war, can't remember which, by veterans to denote new recruits, especially those who haven't gone into a battle, yet?

You shouldn't ban someone for saying "I don't know how to so and so" because they're new, and they aren't familiar with Blockland.

People go on my server:
"i like tacos"
"too much addon bye!!!!!"

I don't do any of that, and i'll make sure
i don't. So, here's this:  :cookie: for you!  :cookie: :cookie: :cookie:
Again, more cookies.  :cookieMonster:

You can tell your a noob if you make senseless threads like this one.

A Noob is a gamer term that means:A new player who acts stupid.
Wrong wrong wrong...

Noob-Idiot
Newb/Newbie-New player


You know you're a noob when your name is "curiosblockland6".

You know you're an imbecile when you use "noob" as a word.

Why do idiots make these topics?