1. You think everyone's ugly.
2. Maybe you're ugly.
3. Maybe you're a closeted homoloveual.
4. Don't describe what you really want to do inside.
1. Not everyone's ugly.
2. I'm average looking.
3. If I were gay, I don't do gay right.
4. I was only describing what you are thinking of doing to your mother, buddy. No need to lie about your feelings.