Name 1000 ways to get kicked out of mcdonalds.

[Garrus]

1. Eat a big mac, change into a fatsuit in the bathroom, and pretend to have a heart atteck on the counter.

[Ad Bot]

[IkeTheGeneric]

All one thousand ways to get kicked out of mcdonalds would get you arrested in the process.

[Garrus]

All one thousand ways to get kicked out of mcdonalds would get you arrested in the process.

Hooray!

[Nymethus]

2. Get a job there and ask for your payment

[Garrus]

3. Eat Something Healthy

[IkeTheGeneric]

3. Eat Something Healthy

I laughed out loud in real life.

[Garrus]

4. Pretend to be "the king"
5. Sing the Mcdonalds Drive-Thru Song.

[IkeTheGeneric]

Sing the Mcdonalds Drive-Thru Song.

You don't sing rap.

[No Karma Loss]

6. Scream at the employees, demanding a cheeseburger, then get in a fight with a customer.
technically not McDonald's but it'd probably get you booted out there too

[Garrus]

You don't sing rap.

In Soviet Russia You Do!

[Skyra]

7: Throw angry animals inside the building.
8: Piss all over the place.
9: Smack people with the door when they come in.

[Garrus]

10. Scream with a fake minigun "ITS BURGER EATING TIIME!!!"

[TheChaosCarrier]

11. Have love with a female employee and tell her you're wearing a condom, when really, you're not. When you're done, show her the still packaged condom you said you wore.

[sorrel]

12: Order a bunch of burgers then throw them back at the workers.

13: Rape the toy display box in front of everyone.

[RBow]

14. Steal the clown