I can not kick a woman in the balls, if Tesla is really a woman.
Since NickTheSushi's quote is now above my post, he is therefore the user above me.
I would not kick NickTheSushi in the balls, but I would firmly grasp his testicles and tightly tie a string of yarn around his ballsac and hold onto the other end. Now, he will do whatever I command or suffer a painfull tug to his balls.