Survive on a island

[Nystical]

Use the shark hat as a disguise and under-water breather so you can swim without drowning and have things swim away from you.

[Ad Bot]

[?]

under-water breather

Error = Item not in inventory.

[Orion]

> Quickly retrieve face from nearby hole.

>Go to hole
WHAT'S THIS?
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DUN DUN DUN DUH DUD DUN DUNUN!

KING CRAB stands in way of FACE!
Your HP : 35                                His HP : -5
Attacks :
Spear Thrust - 10 Damage, 3/3
Kick - 7 Damage, 5/5
Punch - 5 Damage, ~/~
Inventory :
Food - Consume for 15 HP 15/15
CD - Throw for 6 Damage 5/5
Metal - Consume for 30 HP 1/1
Poke'ball - Throw to catch Poke'mon. 5/5
Commands:
(1)

Pokeball it up fgt

(2)

Turn 1: Spear-thrust.

(3)

Turn 2: Spear-thrust.

Outcomes:
(1): Hurr it's not a pokemon durr.
(2): 10 Damage! King Krab's health goes down!
(3): 10 Damage! King Krab's health goes down! It's a critical hit! x2 Damage! Overkill for extra loot & experience!
Attacks

King Crab uses Iron Claw! You take 15 Damage!!!

King Crab Defeated!
You gain [Krab Hat]x1, 75 Experience, 15 Island Dollars, [Crab Meat], and [YOUR FACE]!

[Orion]

Code: [Select]

Lockbox

Rope - 4 Feet & 6 Inches
CDs - 5
Laptop - 1
Food - 15lb
Metal - 1 Ton
Trout - 2
Shark - 1/2
Shark Hat - Equipped
Crab Meat - 3
Krab Hat - Hat
Island Dollars - 15
Your Face - Hat
Fishing Spear - Equipped
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Code: [Select]

Stats

Health: 35
Energy: 4/5
Experience: 75/150

[?]

Equip YOUR FACE.
Create a camp on the center of the island.
Start a fire.
Cook the crab meat and fish.
Eat it.
Sleep.

[A.R.C.]

Combine crab hat and shark hat for MAXIMUM AWESOME

[oromis]

Orion completely threadjacked this game.

[A.R.C.]

OP's thread was stupids, this is better.

[Christopher P.]

Check pine tree to see if any fruit are on it, If not, chop off leafs of pine tree to make skirt

[Col.Burton]

Cook crab meat +15 Exp
Eat Crab meat +35 HP

you walk into a cave for shelter, you come across a land walking squid!

Squid +200 HP

[heedicalking]

Well, you need food badly.

15Ibs of food

I don't want 15 Irritable bowel syndrome of food

[kanew2000]

Choose 3. Spear Thrust

[Orion]

Choose 3. Spear Thrust

he's already dead D:

[kanew2000]

Pick up face.
Equip face.

[Orion]

Combine crab hat and shark hat for MAXIMUM AWESOME

Combined!
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-1 Shark Hat
-1 Krab Hat
+1 Krark Hat!