Air Multiplication

[Regulith]

Dyson has mastered the technology of taking air and...making it bigger.

They're selling it for $300+

http://www.dyson.com/fans/default.asp

loving air multiplication how does it wo-Oh wait: http://www.dyson.com/technology/airmultiplier.asp

I was never really displeased with the original fan design in the first place but I guess they "buffet the air" which is bad.



Bzzzz

[Ad Bot]

[A.R.C.]

One step closer to making a real airman 

[Visage]

I was gonna buy like a surfboard or a big screen TV BUT forget IT I WANT A COOL LOOKING FAN!

[Menen]

One step closer to making a real airman 

NO ONE WILL DEFEAT HIM!

OUR MILITARY WILL BE UNSTOPPABLE

[A.R.C.]

AIR LASERS

[MrMulch]

AIR LASERS

What wizardry is this!

[Regulith]

I never did understand why Dyson decides to use this apparently genius team of scientists and designers to upgrade stupid technology like vacuums and fans when they could make some kind of flying car or teleporter or something

And then they sell said stupid technology for a ridiculous amount of money, but rich people don't need expensive vacuums because they have butlers and maids and stuff and they don't need $300 fans because they have people with large palm leaves

[Menen]

AIR LASERS

I was thinking the same thing.

WHY SETTLE FOR CHOPPED AIR WHEN YOU GET GET AN AIR LASER

[GenaralSkar]

I saw that at the store the other day.

[TeslaCoil]

I never did understand why Dyson decides to use this apparently genius team of scientists and designers to upgrade stupid technology like vacuums and fans when they could make some kind of flying car or teleporter or something

And then they sell said stupid technology for a ridiculous amount of money, but rich people don't need expensive vacuums because they have butlers and maids and stuff and they don't need $300 fans because they have people with large palm leaves

It's just making a better mousetrap.

[Hugums]

Assuming i wasn't fat. If i took like 12 of those and strung them together in sets of 3 then slide them on my legs and arms could i either:
Fly
Shoot air blasts at people
Air bend

[TeslaCoil]

Assuming i wasn't fat. If i took like 12 of those and strung them together in sets of 3 then slide them on my legs and arms could i either:
Fly
Shoot air blasts at people
Air bend

That or It would yank your arms off.

[Regulith]

Air bend

Dyson: The Last Air Multiplier 

[Saber15]

Dyson has mastered the technology of taking air and...making it bigger.

1. Take a cannister of compressed air.
2. Open it in a large room.
3. Bigger air!

I never did understand why Dyson decides to use this apparently genius team of scientists and designers to upgrade stupid technology like vacuums and fans when they could make some kind of flying car or teleporter or something

There's a big difference between running computer simulations on what fan shape/material is most efficient and what you said

[WhoDa?]

One step closer to making a real airman 

forget you're late. He was already sighted somewhere in California(or not).




terrorizing poor civilians :(


And stealing dem stuff






And because it was so nice, here's a suprise