Author Topic: "Dinocroc vs. Supergator"  (Read 2583 times)

It had to happen.

So there's this new Syfy original movie thing called "Dinocroc vs. Supergator." After seeing some trailers for this amazing work of art, I looked up some background information.
Apparently, "Dinocroc" and "Supergator" were two separate movies, and now they're in the same one for the "epic battle of the century hurr."

Seems like lesser companies are stuffting out the giant x vs giant y template nowadays, such as:
Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus
Komodo vs. Cobra

One of the epic fights in Komodo vs. Cobra.

Basically, the movie is a combination of stuffty, overused plots, stolen Jurassic Park sounds, horrible acting, and bad CGI.
I'm not going to begin to question how stabbing crocodiles with a "growth hormone" enough times causes them to mutate into two different fully functional, completely new species in less than a day, one of which was somehow carrying fertilized eggs.

But that's not the worst of it... The Syfy Channel is making a new movie, to be released in March of next year, called "Dinoshark vs. Sharktopus."
More on that here.

Discuss this masterpiece and its cousins here.
(Did I add enough links to this? No? Let me add a couple hundred more.)

Movie of the year all years.

Quote
Blue Water has been given the assignment to create a super-deadly but controllable — through electronic implants in its brain — creature that's half-shark and half-octopus and can go in the waters where we're not supposed to be. The creature can use its tentacles to grab the boat and overturn it, and the shark eats the pirates or the terrorists.

Blame obama, his giant forehead inspired Sy-fy

Blame obama, his giant forehead inspired Sy-fy

Your jokes are bad and you should feel bad.


Your jokes are bad and you should feel bad.

I know! You're right!

I am going to spend the rest of my life making my jokes better!!

I know! You're right!

I am going to spend the rest of my life making my jokes better!!

I'm always right. Now excuse me while I go para-sailing with movie stars.


When I read that for the first time, I laughed so much.

I'd rather watch Blockhead vs Robloxian

them epic battles


I'd rather watch Blockhead vs Robloxian

them epic battles

Immature adolescents against immature children (If the fight was between the majority of Blockland players) ;)



I don't know, FX has been releasing some pretty kick ass movies lately.
That's so horrible, it's awesome.

Ah, Asylum... the best moviemakers out there. They have completely original ideas.

Terminators   - Terminator
Transmorphers - Transformers
100 Million B.C. - 10,000 B.C.
The Day the Earth Stopped - The Day the Earth Stood Still
I am Omega - I am Legend

Can't they get sued for these things?

Also, didn't want to post too many, it could be counted as advertising, but there's also "30,000 Leagues Under the Sea" and "The 18-Year-Old Virgin."