Funny UD Entries

[Night Fox]

Post some funny Urban Dictionary entries you find. Urban Dictionary

Ann Coulter: The granddaughter of Adolf Riddler, Ms. Coulter started at a young "girl" playing with toy soldiers, whom she decimated because each one was either Muslim, gay, liberal, or simply "had it coming". She did several hours of selfless volunteer work in high school, aiding in programs in her youth group at Westboro Baptist Church in Topeka, Kansas, the Christian based organization "Focus On The Family", and the prestigious Ku Klux Klan. This lovely woman then excelled onto college at Cornell University, majoring in eugenics. The author of several wonderful books such as "Slander" and "How To Talk To A Liberal (if you must)" are undoubtedly some of America's favorites. She has also started her own religion, Coulterism, where they believe she is Christ coming back in the image of a woman. They use her classic books as their bible. Actually no. There is only one word to describe this woman (synonyms: see cunt)

brown town: What to avoid in prison.

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[Volga]

I read the title as "Furry UD Entries" and had to do a double take.

[Night Fox]

I read the title as "Furry UD Entries" and had to do a double take.

>:(

[oromis]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Morristown&defid=3918665

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You Know You're From Morristown When:

1. Going to the movies is the most exciting thing to do.
2. Speedwell avenue is littered with mexicans hanging around Pan Pizza
3. Mexicans hang out by the train station as early as 5:00 looking for someone to "hire them
4. The high school is considered ghetto even though it is 60% white
5. Football and hockey games are where it's at
6. Half the minorities in the high school work at Century 21
7. The center of town is named after a color
8. There are two dunkin donuts within a half mile radius
9. No one ever flushes
10. Half of your friends go to another school
11. Everything looks old as hell
12. There are four floors in the high school
13. The pool is pretty much hair gel, pee and chlorine
14. You really, really can't accept losing at anything
15. Hackysack is the cool thing for underclassmen to do at lunch
16. There is a school store, but inothing in there
17. You don't have to eat lunch in the cafeteria
18. The one teacher you don't want is Mr. Ferrante
19. You never use all your snow days
20. The one substitute you want is Mr. Joe
21. You've had one or more teachers who are more than four inches shorter than you.
22. Your principal has a mole on her head the size of a quarter
23. Everyone hates Osborne
24. The band is pretty good but they're all considered to be the biggest cigarettes on the planet
25. You've fought someone in Cluck U
26. Randolph is your main rival
27. Driver's ed is the best class you'll take
28. You just don't give a forget
29. The class of 2009 runs stuff
30. 2010 and 2011 are 2009's bitches
31. You have designated areas to go for fire drills
32. No one follows the dress code
33. The security guards (except for one) are a complete and utter joke
34. You know what we mean when we say "goonies"
35. The baseball team plays their home games over three miles away form the school
36. Every good website is blocked
37. You can question the loveuality of at least ten teachers in the school
38. The top place to go after school is Suvio's which is right up the hill
39. Our " city mall" is the Walmart which is in Cedar Knolls
40. Your mascot is named after a 1770's warrior
41. There is always baby mama drama
42. You've been to a party with at least six kegs of beer
43. You actualy have to work in wood shop
44. No one runs during gym
45. There is service everywhere
46. You know at least five black girls with fake hair
47. You love folk art
48. Crack kills
49. Any kind of decent dancing is prohibited at prom
50. You really, really, really hate Randolph, Mendham, West Morris, Seton Hall Prep and Delbarton

I love Morristown, but I can't wait to get the forget out of here It's funny because every single one of those is true about the majority of people that live here

[Madmitten]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=abington
its funny because i was raised there

[Night Fox]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=abington
its funny because i was raised there

:D

[Harm94]

>:(

You're furry... so you should feel offended anyway.

[DracoSoul]

The most boring city in the whole world. Many think it is a great place to live, and grow. But in reality, it isn't. If I were older, I'd move out of here immediately. The city is plain and is starting to kick out the arts for sports and arenas. Chalotte is burning it's money to add stupid things, instead of things that would otherwise make the city grow. On the bright side, some of the scenery is very pretty, and the city buildings seem to tower over everything. You can't see the stars though because of light pollution, but you can kind of see them. And that is a lot better than most places. Sometimes you can feel the air of home here, but I wouldn't suggest moving here to raise a family. This is more of a move in move out town. People leave and people move in a lot. Though there are some people that have lived their whole lives here. And the traffic is truely horrible. But when you dig deep, you can find the beauty in this city.

For Charlotte, NC

[oromis]

Your furry... so you should feel offended anyway.

Night fox owns a furry? :o

[snot2]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=plang&defid=1745262

[oromis]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=plang&defid=1745262

snot plang blockland loel

[Harm94]

Night fox owns a furry? :o

Yes he does, its locked in a cage out back.

[Tingalz]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Ohio&defid=2621868

[Dusty12]

Haha Chicago mostly has positive definitions.

[Night Fox]

 http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Alabama

w00t.

Furry reference much?