What happens to Mario?

[kanew2000]

-snip-

Lol'd.

[Ad Bot]

[Gojira]

Then they shoot Mario with a .44.

And then Mario pulls the knife out of his chest and threw it at the Goomba's eye.

/mw2reference

[Squiggles]

Luigi then comes and rapes him, then a koopa rapes him, Peach comes and slaps his fat chop.

MARIO GETS: Boner.

A goomba comes and kicks his boner.inb4unrealismThen mario loses his richard, then wario comes and inserts his richard into the hole where mario's richard recently was. Then everyone in the mario universe dogpiles him and rapes him. Then link comes in and stabs him.

[Col.Burton]

link comes in and rapes him.

[kanew2000]

Then link comes in and stabs him.

With a snake

[Col.Burton]

Mario awakes from A Rape Coma

[darerd]

Mario awakes from A Rape Coma

Then he finds himself in a hospital, where the medical equipment rapes him!

[cucumberdude]

Soon, the entire staff of the hospital along with all the creatures from mario are soap dropping him.

Also; your mother.

[darerd]

Also; your mother.

Rapes Mario too!

[Joekirk]

Then mario goes home and shoots himself. Therefore ending the story with no rape. GAME OVER Insert coin

[CC]

What movie was that again? :o

That's from Entourage, which is a TV series on HBO.
It's pretty good too.

[rockslide26]

Then mario goes home and shoots himself. Therefore ending the story with no rape. GAME OVER Insert coin

What kind of coin?

[Joekirk]

What kind of coin?

Any.

[kanew2000]

What kind of coin?

Golden ones they randomly put in bricks

[Col.Burton]

the bricks get raped.