Author Topic: What happens to Mario? (Read 21038 times)

Altered · July 29, 2010, 04:32:26 PM

Then rape's buddies rape him.
They kick him out and he gets raped by Apricot, Peach's replacement.

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Man 2 · July 29, 2010, 06:14:39 PM

Then Mario doesn't get raped for a few seconds.

Altered · July 29, 2010, 07:51:51 PM

Time regrets that and decides to go back in time to rape him.

Camera · July 29, 2010, 08:36:41 PM

And suddenly birdo appears.

Spartan923 · July 29, 2010, 09:13:26 PM

He then throws its eggs back at it

naturemon · July 29, 2010, 09:33:00 PM

Then the eggs rape him.

--LegoPepper-- · July 29, 2010, 10:45:22 PM

Peach thought Mario was cheating on her.

Sk8rGameFreak · July 29, 2010, 11:26:35 PM

he rapes the schoolgirl

thomas64 · July 29, 2010, 11:56:46 PM

and then the nine pages of rape rapes him

(because we all know Luigi is gay)

Maybe that's why he's my favorite Mario character.

Volko · July 30, 2010, 12:03:02 AM

Peach rapes him.

thomas64 · July 30, 2010, 12:21:17 AM

Peach rapes him.

then bowser rapes him

-postsnip-

Didn't you go into hiding after your "still alive" topic?

Grumpy · July 30, 2010, 01:10:35 AM

he eats mushroom and becomes big.

c-c-c-c-combobreaker!

Altered · July 30, 2010, 08:32:53 AM

The bigness rapes him.
All of the goombas he steps on while big rape him.

MunkeyCheez · July 30, 2010, 09:09:28 AM

Then Link comes and kills the Mwairo bruddars

Killer2 · July 30, 2010, 11:00:13 AM

Then Link comes and kills the Mwairo bruddars

They rape eachother.