Mother loving History 101Taught by Professor Swholli.
Chapter 13: WWII 1. Concentration Camps/Genocide a. How soap is made
Would we get treats every day at class or just every Fridays?Oh and what about recess with dinosaurs. Only the coolest classes do that stuff.
Recess and dinosaurs would be the tests. That's how cool that class would be. You pass if you can tell me what the T in T-Rex stands for. That and recite the constitution backwards. But mostly the grade is weighted in the T-Rex parts.
Where the hell did bacon go to all of a sudden?
Hugums took it all.
Canada doesn't exist.
The holocaust never happened.
I'm an American living just 200 miles south of our Canadian neighbors, and I say, let em have Canada Day, just means another day of fireworks for me and that is a-ok in my book!
The Italian Renaissance is a lie.
The BP oil spill was planned.