What would you do if I sang out of tune?

[Parallel]

Would you stand up and walk out on me? Lend me your ears and I'll sing you a song, and I'll try not to sing out of key.

[Ad Bot]

[Man 2]

Would you believe in love at first sight?

[JAW959]

What would you do if I called you a Jew would you stand up, and call me a cigarette? Well come over here and I'll call you a prick, that's right you loving richard.

I'm that guy who insults all his friends.
 

[Parallel]

Would you believe in love at first sight?

Yes I'm certain that it happens all the time.

[Man 2]

Yes I'm certain that it happens all the time.

What do you see when you turn out the light?

[Parallel]

What do you see when you turn out the light?

I can't tell you, but I know it's mine.

[Kapturrith]

I'll get by with a little help from my friends...

[Parallel]

I'll get by with a little help from my friends...

Do you need anybody?

[Masterlegodude]

Do you need anybody?

I just need someone to love...

[Madmitten]

I'd make jokes about it with everyone around me

[snot2]

one banana two banana 3 banana 4, all bananas make a split so do many more

[Parallel]

I just need someone to love...

Could it be anybody?

[Man 2]

one banana two banana 3 banana 4, all bananas make a split so do many more

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but a bushel to the head and you're certainly dead.

Could it be anybody?

I want somebody to love...