I'm in the middle of an epic battle

[oromis]

I once hit a fly with a spitball

I got one with a nerf crossbow once, it was epic, it just dropped

Don't hurt the fly. Just lead it outside. :C

I'd love to, it's such a worthy adversary, but I can't game with it buzzing around. It actually seems to have run now, so don't worry. If you buy me this then I won't kill it.

[Ad Bot]

[Parallel]

im too much of a goody two shoes to hit my teacher.
and im too awesome for the kids to bully me

I'm about the same.

[Littledude]

Don't kill a fly. PETA will come after you.

I hate PETA so much, when this one bitch in my school was handing out pamphlets about seal hunting I took one and started laughing in her face and said it looked like fun/ THe thing is I wasn't trying to be an ass that was my natural reaction. Honestly, they don't understand that humans are at t he top of the food chain, survival of the fittest, if those seal(s?) were to evolve and be able to defend themselves than we would likely stop killing so many of them.

[brickybob]

Finish him.

FATALITY!

[oromis]

Guys, the fly is dead. It was on a Gatorade bottle near the cap, so I got a piece of paper, put it flat against my hand, and SHPBOOOOOM, it died. Then I stepped on it and drank it's blood.

[Valen]

FATALITY :D

[*Magick* Mage]

Guys, the fly is dead. It was on a Gatorade bottle near the cap, so I got a piece of paper, put it flat against my hand, and SHPBOOOOOM, it died. Then I stepped on it and drank it's blood.

Mage is disappointed in you, Oro. :c

[Roknrollwill]

!YLF

[thomas64]

USE THE ELEPHANT FLY GUN!

[Visage]

What I always wondered is why most insects have no sense of danger or fear, you can beat them within an inch of their life and they will still keep trying to land on your face for some reason. They seem fully willing to die just to sit on your face for a few seconds.

[Roknrollwill]

-snip-

Kamakazi flies.

[Narkro555]

Build a Sentry

Has nice aim

[oromis]

Mage is disappointed in you, Oro. :c

WELL, you didn't buy me the fly vacuum :c

... :3 it was just like this guys

[Roknrollwill]

Some big ass fly compared to the Gatorade.

[oromis]

Some big ass fly compared to the Gatorade.

It's perspective. I hit the fly so hard that the Gatorade flew away because it was so scared.