My grandparents used to live in Missouri... On a very big, very nice ranch that was kinda isolated from the rest of the city of Lebanon.
Then my grandma got a different job (she's oddly not retired yet) and had to move to this smelly suburban home with... NEIGHBORS. Disgusting.
One of the things I liked most about the ranch was the basement. It was chock-full of Coca-Cola merchandise. They also had an NES. Good times.
