I stumped myself.

[LaCuckooRacha]

"When one sees a lion, one must get in the car.  No exceptions."
What if the car is a lion?

"Kill it with fire."
But it's made of water....

"6/2 = 3.  3x2 = 6.  So, by reversing it, I got the starting number back."
1/0 = inf..  inf.x0 = 1?

"When you dig out a space under ground, gravity will be pushing the ceiling down."
What if you dig out the center of the Earth?



First two were memes, yes, but the last two are more serious.  I'm not using /0 as the meme, I am actually talking about division by zero.

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[Agent Awsome]

???????

[Flamecannon]

The answer?

It's 31412630000.000034/31


You drop the denominator.

[Agent Awsome]

The answer?

It's 31412630000.000034/31


You drop the denominator.

OOOhhhhhh. 

[Antallion]

1/0 = inf..

Incorrect statement, 1/0 is undefined - there is no answer.

[DracoSoul]

0 goes into 1 an infinite number of times.

[Antallion]

0 goes into 1 an infinite number of times.

0 doesn't go into 1 at all.

[Mishka]

if you dug one out in the center of the earth you would most likely be crushed

[DrenDran]

"When you dig out a space under ground, gravity will be pushing the ceiling down."
What if you dig out the center of the Earth?

Gravity would be pulling everything to the exact center of the earth.
You would also be crushed, and it's all liquid down there.

EDIT:
1 goes into 0, 0 times
0 goes into 1, nil times

[LaCuckooRacha]

If I cut an apple into zero pieces, how many cuts did I make?  I had to keep cutting it infinitely.

Also, if I made a hole in the center of the Earth, there would be less gravity.  The center was what was making it.

[Antallion]

If I cut an apple into zero pieces, how many cuts did I make?  I had to keep cutting it infinitely.

You cannot cut an apple into 0 pieces, it's not possible.

[DrenDran]

If I cut an apple into zero pieces, how many cuts did I make?  I had to keep cutting it infinitely.

Also, if I made a hole in the center of the Earth, there would be less gravity.  The center was what was making it.

If you cut an apple into zero pieces then you didn't cut it at all, dumbass.
 

[Tom Gunn]

Uhhhh 3!

[Edward Digato]

divide by zero