Author Topic: Comy's and dracos girl drama with no grammar and lots of stupid UPDATED WTF (Read 11498 times)

comr4de · July 05, 2010, 09:44:02 PM

Hey look guys a quote

Quote from: comr4de on July 05, 2010, 09:40:47 PM

OKAY STORY TIME

SO when I first met laynna it was like in the movies where time slows down and butterflies fly all around herso I'm like I GOTTA DATE HER HERP DERP and she turns out to be pretty cool. So we start talking and we find out we are pretty compatible. BUT THEN A BEST FRIEND JUMPS OUT OF NOWHERE AND ASKS HER OUT so they date because it also turns out she's loving handicapped. BUT FOR SOME REASON I STAY AFTER HER.

A couple of weeks later she comes to me and says they broke up and then reveals that she had been some sixth graders love toy one year earlier and that she gave my best friend head. Now at this point a thinking man would have pulled the eject bar and would have gotten the forget out. BUT NOOOOOO I STAYED

Repeat that paragraph three times, with various other guys.

THEN ONE DAY SHE DECIDES TO GE ME A CHANCE

at this point I'm like hell no brother yous gots AIDS or sum stuff but I do it ANYWAYS.

Her mom then comes across some old texts between her and my best friend who she gave a BJ and said they were from me

So guess what friends, this girl's mom tried to take me to loving court. Of course, the judge threw the case out of court when it turned out that since she was older, technically she was the love offender. But her mom is this crazy psycho bitch who puts GlaDOS to shame.

GUESS WHAT KIDS ITS THE END OF THE SCHOOL YEAR

Laynna comes to me in the dress she wore the first time we kissed and tells me she's probably moving out of state. I show sympathy, we hug, she gives me her necklace she always wears and a flower. She kisses me on the cheek and leaves.

ONE MONTH LATER

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Rebecca I HATE U U R A BIG FAT LIAR 8:36pmMe what 8:36pmRebecca u read and btw this is laynna 8:36pmMe cool you're that girl whose not supposed to talk to me cool deal 8:37pmRebecca watever loving loser 8:37pmMe u mad 8:37pmRebecca yes im furious im not laughing im serious i hate u and i never want u to talk to me again 8:38pmMe k y u mad 8:38pmRebecca ur a liar 8:38pmMe what'd i lie about 8:38pmRebecca seriously u have to ask that u should know 8:38pmMe k well i dont so you keep yelling at your computer until you tell me 8:39pmRebecca well im yelling at u 8:39pmMe well u c i am in my house and you are at rebeccas so if you're yelling at anything it's the computer you're talking to me from k 8:40pmRebecca u know what i mean 8:40pmMe no i don't now stop being stupid and tell me what your problem is 8:40pmRebecca u is my problem gtg 8:41pmMe kbye lolripped from facebook lol

Now you know everything.

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Yesterday
12:22pmLaynna
umm just adding on to what u said the other day I HATE U and ur rude for saying that
12:25pmMe
???
don't you have anything better to do
ONE DAY LATER GODDAMN
Today
12:36amLaynna
yes actually i do im in Cali far away from u
12:37amMe
k
then why do you keep talking to me
if you hate me so much
12:38amLaynna
i dont talk to u u started talking to me and u logged off before i could tell u what i told u earlier
12:38amMe
okay
well
the records here show
you started talking first
your honor i rest my case
does the defense have any closing statements?
12:38amLaynna
because u asked mea question
you kno wat forget u
12:39amMe
im glad you didnt
who knows what kind of stuff you have going on down there
12:39amLaynna
UGH i hate u i hate u I HATE U!!!!!!1
Laynna is offline