Author Topic: Car Accident (Read 15589 times)

Edop · July 06, 2010, 11:50:08 PM

Quote from: Destroyer on July 06, 2010, 11:47:32 PM

I figured. Except it takes a true douchebag to troll about something as severe as an accident. Good thing I got what I wanted, an admittance to trolling. Reported, have a nice day.

it was worth it

have a nice day crashing

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qevil · July 06, 2010, 11:53:44 PM

go to the chiropractor. it'll help.

Nightmare-Duckie · July 07, 2010, 12:10:43 AM

Suop Brah

freakin bitch hit our car at full speed (70-80 mph) while we were stopped at the freeway...
our airbags didn't go off so my dad slammed his head on the steering wheel, breaking his nose and messing up his face/back... and god i'm lucky all i may have gotten was a small concussion...

Sarge · July 07, 2010, 12:36:44 AM

This reminds me of the time I almost got ran over by a mini van.

My friend came over the other day and left his skateboard at my house. The day after, I remember that I had to drop off the board at his house, so I get on my bike (I suck at skateboarding. He lives on a dirt sidewalk anyway.) and bike to his house. On the intersection before our middle school (he lives on the way there), I see a car pull up being followed by a mini van. I slow down and let the car pass, and pause for enough time to let the lady in the mini van to pass or at least see me. I start peddling, and from the corner of my eye, I see her getting closer and closer. I thought she was gonna brake, but no, the dumb bitch was too distracting texting or some stuff and then she hits my back tire. I lost control, but quickly regained it. I travel for about three feet, and without any thinking, I turn back and yell out "What the forget?!" She just rolls her window down and says "You don't have to be so rude!"

tl;dr: Don't be lazy and read it.

Visage · July 07, 2010, 12:47:33 AM

Quote from: Destroyer on July 06, 2010, 10:41:45 PM

Oh yes, I totally flew out there. No buddy, get your facts striaght. I inched out in order to see if it was clear at no more than 5 mph. Except when I actually got far enough out to see the first thing I saw was a car 3 feet away coming straight at me. I didn't gun it out of the parking lot.

What you say you are either completely blind and handicapped, or completely blind and handicapped. When I notice a car has a blind spot what I do is stay back where I can see a long distance down the road, observe how many cars are coming, then as I am pulling up I look through the windows of the car that is blocking the street to see if any cars are coming again, then I move up slowly and lean forward to get a good look. If you did any of these things you would not have managed to be in the middle of the street with a car 3 feet from you. And it may seems like I am being overcautious but really all that takes no more than 3 seconds to do.

Dodger · July 07, 2010, 12:52:42 AM

Quote from: Sarge on July 07, 2010, 12:36:44 AM

This reminds me of the time I almost got ran over by a mini van.

My friend came over the other day and left his skateboard at my house. The day after, I remember that I had to drop off the board at his house, so I get on my bike (I suck at skateboarding. He lives on a dirt sidewalk anyway.) and bike to his house. On the intersection before our middle school (he lives on the way there), I see a car pull up being followed by a mini van. I slow down and let the car pass, and pause for enough time to let the lady in the mini van to pass or at least see me. I start peddling, and from the corner of my eye, I see her getting closer and closer. I thought she was gonna brake, but no, the dumb bitch was too distracting texting or some stuff and then she hits my back tire. I lost control, but quickly regained it. I travel for about three feet, and without any thinking, I turn back and yell out "What the forget?!" She just rolls her window down and says "You don't have to be so rude!"

tl;dr: Don't be lazy and read it.

Insensitive bitch needs to re-earn driver's license.

Also, one time, my family stayed at this hotel. We went outside and, we see the back of our minivan was smashed in quite a bit. We see a piece of paper with a phone number, but it was fake. Because of that insensitive starfish, we couldn't open the trunk of the car for like 2 1/2 weeks till it was repaired for like 800$. God, I hate American drivers.

Menen · July 07, 2010, 01:16:46 AM

Again.

HOW DO PEOPLE GET THEIR LICENSES BEING THAT STUPID

>:|

They should also give you an intelligence test before you are tested for driving

Badspot · July 07, 2010, 02:40:55 AM

Quote from: Nightmare-Duckie on July 07, 2010, 12:10:43 AM

Suop Brah

freakin bitch hit our car at full speed (70-80 mph) while we were stopped at the freeway...
our airbags didn't go off so my dad slammed his head on the steering wheel, breaking his nose and messing up his face/back... and god i'm lucky all i may have gotten was a small concussion...

Hi, lets not exaggerate here. A "70-80 mph" collision ends with a car being completely obliterated and everyone inside being killed. What we're looking at in those pictures is maybe a 25mph collision. Obviously that can still mess you up.

When I was 17, a car going the opposite direction turned right in front of me and I zero time to react so I smashed into it at 35mph without ever hitting the brakes. I tweaked my thumb and bumped my knee but was basically uninjured. I didn't hit the steering wheel because I was driving a entrepreneur 70s car where you sit a mile away from it.

I got out of the car and was like "hmm damn". Woman driving the other car got out and started crying hysterically. She had unbelted children in the back seat (both uninjured), she didn't have insurance and she had borrowed her license plates from her neighbor.

I almost got in trouble for this stuff even though she drove her car into oncoming traffic directly in front of me leaving me no time to do anything but hit her because at one point the police asked me how fast I was going and I said "I dunno like 40" (speed limit was 35). I was saved by her being a colossal forget up. So note: always say you were going exactly the speed limit. If you're not sure what the speed limit was, don't say anything.

Dodger · July 07, 2010, 02:43:48 AM

I assume that is your car in the photos, Badspot.

Doesn't look like insurance would be too happy with that...

Badspot · July 07, 2010, 02:52:52 AM

Quote from: Dodger on July 07, 2010, 02:43:48 AM

I assume that is your car in the photos, Badspot.

Doesn't look like insurance would be too happy with that...

They paid out the blue book value, which was like $1000

Shinji · July 07, 2010, 03:01:42 AM

I was driving on I-75 in Florida on May 16th 2009. It was pouring down rain, and I couldn't see stuff. Suddenly, the idiotic woman on front of me decides to brake for no reason whatsoever. I slammed into the back of her SUV and it pretty much went over my car. When they got the SUV off my car, it was totaled. Turned out the woman on front of me was drunk, 3 times the legal limit. She was arrested and charged with DUI. I got a cut up chin because my airbag didn't deploy for some reason and I slammed it on the steering wheel. I think I might still have a picture on my phone of my car, i'll check now.

Dodger · July 07, 2010, 03:46:55 AM

Quote from: Shinji on July 07, 2010, 03:01:42 AM

I was driving on I-75 in Florida on May 16th 2009. It was pouring down rain, and I couldn't see stuff. Suddenly, the idiotic woman on front of me decides to brake for no reason whatsoever. I slammed into the back of her SUV and it pretty much went over my car. When they got the SUV off my car, it was totaled. Turned out the woman on front of me was drunk, 3 times the legal limit. She was arrested and charged with DUI. I got a cut up chin because my airbag didn't deploy for some reason and I slammed it on the steering wheel. I think I might still have a picture on my phone of my car, i'll check now.

Probably when the car went on top of your car, it might have damaged a sensitive part of your engine, like the battery, thus causing the airbags not to deploy, But I'm no car expert.

MackTheHunter · July 07, 2010, 04:03:50 AM

Quote from: Badspot on July 07, 2010, 02:40:55 AM

So note: always say you were going exactly the speed limit. If you're not sure what the speed limit was, don't say anything.

Well this is a small relief from the insanity that's been going on in the forums recently. What is this, Badspot sounds CONCERNED about something IRL? FOR ONCE?!

Don't take that to offence though, not many people are serious at all on this forum...

Anyway on topic. I remember a while back when I was like 12, we had an awesome bike race and right when we were almost near the finish line we had to cross a busy street. And of course this dumbass kid that was like 9 at the time named Mitchel decided to hammer it across the street on his bike without looking. He got basically scissor-cut by two cars, the front of his bike hit by an SUV, the back hit by a sedan. The woman in the sedan pulled over and helped out. The friendforget in the SUV floored it away and we got the license plate, he was eventually arrested :D

I basically remember seeing Mitchel fly up into the air, his bike spinning while his wheels were mangled out of shape, and he did like 3 barrel rolls before landing on the ground in shock for about 5 mins. He didn't have a scratch on him, literally, but he was freaked out and silent/still for a good five or six minutes. It was pretty freakish

Oh and also I do believe that if you are on a road with no signs for a speed limit, here in arctic-wasteland Canada we have it at 50 KM/H for an unmarked road.

Dodger · July 07, 2010, 04:09:52 AM

Quote from: MackTheHunter on July 07, 2010, 04:03:50 AM

Oh and also I do believe that if you are on a road with no signs for a speed limit, here in arctic-wasteland Canada we have it at 50 KM/H for an unmarked road.

We stupid Americans can't figure out metric code.

Destroyer · July 07, 2010, 10:37:57 AM

Quote from: Visage on July 07, 2010, 12:47:33 AM

What you say you are either completely blind and handicapped, or completely blind and handicapped. When I notice a car has a blind spot what I do is stay back where I can see a long distance down the road, observe how many cars are coming, then as I am pulling up I look through the windows of the car that is blocking the street to see if any cars are coming again, then I move up slowly and lean forward to get a good look. If you did any of these things you would not have managed to be in the middle of the street with a car 3 feet from you. And it may seems like I am being overcautious but really all that takes no more than 3 seconds to do.

Visage, you were not in the car. You have no idea of this road. Yes I did wait awhile until I saw the road was clear. The car that hit me turned onto this road from another side road which from the angle I was at you are incapable of seeinng. I have pulled out of this area many times, I always do it fine, except this one. Both my car and the other drivers car were very low to the ground, making it extremely difficult to see over the much bigger van. So unless you know everything I knew about the accident keep your damn month shut.