What would you do to the above user?

[thomas64]

If you could do one thing to the above user, what would it be?

You can post more than once, but only post one thing at a time.

I'll start.

Oh wait.

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DON'T TOUCH MY SPECIAL PLACE /taser

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[dkamm65]

Surprise buttsechs.

[Sabbin]

Ship you to Japan.

[Man 2]

inb4rape

[thomas64]

inb4rape

You forgot something.

also:
I'd make him play the game.

[Ector]

Smack him across the face with a comically sized inflatable dolphin.
Just for the fun of it!

[nano block]

break into his house and crap on the living room floor and steal a fork from his kitchen_lol^lol

[Edop]

banbanban

[xK1lla4l1fx]

Walk up to him, take a stuff on the floor, and kick him in the British tea bags.^lol_lol^lol

[Man 2]

Walk up to him, take a stuff on the floor, and kick him in the British tea bags.^lol_lol^lol

"OW, MY BRITISH TEA BAGS!"

[thomas64]

"OW, MY BRITISH TEA BAGS!"

Smosh?

ALSO:
I'd play a bored game with him.

[King of losers]

Rape

[thomas64]

Rape

It's not a rape if you enjoy it.

[King of losers]

It's not a rape if you enjoy it.

[Man 2]

Smosh?

ALSO:
I'd play a bored game with him.

Yes, Smosh.
I'd correct his spelling. Bored*