Calebs love Room

[thomas64]

The Bible tells Catholics and Christians to stone gays.

-_-'
Oh damn it, help me.

[Ad Bot]

[Dodger]

-_-'
Oh damn it, help me.

I'll get the granite.....

[Dusty12]

-_-'
Oh damn it, help me.

Don't worry, 70% of them don't pay attention to the Bible and half ass their own religion.

[thomas64]

Don't worry, 70% of them don't pay attention to the Bible and half ass their own religion.

Thank god.
I don't want big chunks of earth thrown at me.

[Kalphiter]

-_-'
Oh damn it, help me.

You're also supposed to stone disobedient children.
Oh, did I also mention you can't talk to a woman when she is on her period?

[Dusty12]

You're also supposed to stone disobedient children.
Oh, did I also mention you can't talk to a woman when she is on her period?

Replace stone with spank, you have today.
Men still don't talk to women during that period 

[thomas64]

Thank god.
I don't want large chunks of earth thrown at me.

[Tremrist]

Umm, can we go back on-topic please?

[Qwepir]

Replace stone with spank, you have today.

Unfortunately not really. Some of my younger cousins can be disobedient little stuffs and they don't get anything but constant verbal warnings. Personally, I'd smack the stuff out of them.

[thomas64]

OH CRAP, I posted again instead of editing! DAMN IT DAMN IT DAMN IT.

[Dodger]

Because in Christianity, the old Jewish laws from the first five books still stand, according to all the non-Christians.

But I do commend you for looking into the bible that deeply, considering that a lot of Catholics and other Christians don't. Now let's put out this flame before it gets bigger, shall we?

[*Magick* Mage]

Unfortunately not really. Some of my younger cousins can be disobedient little stuffs and they don't get anything but constant verbal warnings. Personally, I'd smack the stuff out of them.

They are also your cousins. You'd be surprised how hesitant people can become as parents, just as how strict they may become. People sometime change when they have children.

Just look at God during the New Testament as opposed to the Old one. Jesus's birth really calmed him down. 

[Peejster]

They're obviously not having love, one of them is levitating!

[*Magick* Mage]

They're obviously not having love, one of them is levitating!

It's a magic show! Whoooooooo!

[Dodger]

Just look at God during the New Testament as opposed to the Old one. Jesus's birth really calmed him down. 

I guess God had strange cravings and mood swings, eh?