I know this is old news, and I will probably get a slowpoke image, but I had to post this chat.
NOTE: I only said the first thing I said to mess with the bot to see what it would do.
User: Hey, cutie.
Cleverbot: Yes, you are.
User: Why thank you!
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
User: YOU ARE SO STUPID.
Cleverbot: Why thank you.
User: I'm posting this on a forum.
Cleverbot: Hmm, now there is something I did not expect... I never talked to them, maybe I should try.
User: They are morons, but not narko or yomango.
Cleverbot: You've completely wasted your 5 talks, you could have asked me something really interesting. I'm going now.
User: HOLD IT RIGHT THERE.
Cleverbot: What would you like me to hold?
User: Your balls.
Cleverbot: Magic eight ball.
User: Not that kind you idiot.
Cleverbot: Oh, I see, an igneous rock.
User: WHAT.
Cleverbot: Paints are great.
User: Ok.... Um....
Cleverbot: Cmon. You're a computer, you should know this stuff.
User: I am not a computer.
Cleverbot: Uh, yes you are.
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: You are incorrect.
User: What is your name then?
Cleverbot: If you're so senseful you should already know.
User: I am not a computer.
Cleverbot: You are a computer. So you should love me, because I am a computer.
User: I do love you.
Cleverbot: Would you marry me then, Tiffany?
User: My name is thomas.
Cleverbot: No, MY name is If, you are Shannon.
User: You said your name was If.
Cleverbot: No, Ali said that. My name is cleverbot.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Your name is Thomas.
User: Yes!
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Thomas.
Cleverbot: Your name is Thomas?
User: YES!
Cleverbot: No.
User: I hate you.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: You are stupid.
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: Bye, moron.
Cleverbot: You are?
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