:| A Yahoo account requires a login name, a password, and 15 seconds of info and captchas. You don't even need an e-mail.
EDIT: I'm trying to look helpful on answers so I don't get down-voted or banned, or even better, to get them picked as the best answer. I don't want anyone here confused: what is actually occuring is that I'm trying to sound as reputable as possible while at the same time inserting either absolutely nothing but lies or a single cleverly-disguised one. If it looks like a real answer, look harder to see the problem or try googling anything suspicious.
There are no real posts on this account. 
If you absolutely can't figure it out, ask here for a hint.
Oh god someone in my "why is marijuana illegal" question just said that hemp oil is an efficient alternative to gasoline that's being prevented from use by Big Oil lobbyists