Do You Believe In Zombies?

[.::Taboo::.]

Taboo, I read the loving book and you just proved that zombies are real in your own text.

What? No I didn't, what the forget are you talking about you idiot?

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[JackBlueJack]

Ok, im going to lock topic for me being such an "ass", so I am going to leave this at me believing in zombies :P .

Ugh A.R.C

[A.R.C.]

handicap

[JackBlueJack]

stuff, Taboo your right, just read the back left corner and it said "Fiction/Canada"

Max Brooks... I hate him now because he is Canadian.

[Dodger]

Max Brooks... I hate him now because he is Canadian.

Oh hurr, I'm an American that's gonna bandwagon against Canada!

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stuff, Taboo your right, just read the back left corner and it said "Fiction/Canada"

Max Brooks... I hate him now because he is Canadian.

He's not Canadian.

[Sarge]

OP is a tool.

[JackBlueJack]

He's not Canadian.

Almost forgot he was from New York City. Woops

Anyways, yep zombies are not real to me now ;<

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In my opinion, major insanity is the closest thing humans will ever become to zombies.

[oromis]

The Disease of zombies is called "Solinum".

Dictionary defines zombie as the animated body of a dead person. If the 'zombies' you are talking about are just people that have a disease which causes them to act irrationally and desire certain things like human flesh, I MIGHT believe it, but if this disease brings people back to life in a mindless fashion...no.

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If zombies ever were possible, it wouldn't be a "bring back from the dead" thing.

people that have a disease which causes them to act irrationally and desire certain things like human flesh

This seems partially possible, but rather unlikely.

[JackBlueJack]

Dictionary defines zombie as the animated body of a dead person. If the 'zombies' you are talking about are just people that have a disease which causes them to act irrationally and desire certain things like human flesh, I MIGHT believe it, but if this disease brings people back to life in a mindless fashion...no.

It does not make them rase from the grave, no, it is impossable to kill a human and reannimate him into an undead corpse.

BTW: Don't believe in zombies anymore

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BTW: Don't believe in zombies anymore

We get it.

[goobler402]

Zombies are people/creatures that have come back from the dead.
Afflicted, or the infected are people who have some kind of disease/illness.
EX: Jona is afflicted/infected with rabies.
EX2: Timmy's pet hamster rose from the dead

It's against nature, physics, and science in general for someone to get shot in the heart, stand back up, and start eating people.
If you're dead, you'll stay dead.(Unless someone somehow revives you some way.)
Case closed.

Max Brookes writes entertaining, but fake books.

Dictionary defines zombie as the animated body of a dead person. If the 'zombies' you are talking about are just people that have a disease which causes them to act irrationally and desire certain things like human flesh, I MIGHT believe it, but if this disease brings people back to life in a mindless fashion...no.

According to the book, the "only" way to kill the "zombies" is to shoot them in the head.
They also grow gills.

[JTBreslow]

Zombies are people/creatures that have come back from the dead.
Afflicted, or the infected are people who have some kind of disease/illness.
EX: Jona is afflicted/infected with rabies.
EX2: Timmy's pet hamster rose from the dead

It's against nature, physics, and science in general for someone to get shot in the heart, stand back up, and start eating people.
If you're dead, you'll stay dead.(Unless someone somehow revives you some way.)
Case closed.

Max Brookes writes entertaining, but fake books.

Return from the dead? Defibulaters make people zombies?!
Also, why didn't anyone bring up flesh-eating disease?