I was masturbating....

[Sket]

Stop masturbating. 

[Ad Bot]

[Sabbin]

Why? Will he jizz radioactive glowing icecream?

[Sket]

Why? Will he jizz radioactive glowing icecream?

...
Yes.

[Sabbin]

...
Yes.

Oh God....

[Roknrollwill]

MY snake IS BLEEDING!

[Snaffle J. Bean]

he's like 10, his cum shots probably drip out his richard

mine do thats why i dont use a tissue or anything


Durr I'm joking :|


...im 13 :(

[Makingblah]

I hope that's worth a baby, ruining your teenage life, and/or STDs.

And I highly doubt a pharmacy will sell condoms to a young teen so don't even try that.

It's because your stupid as forget pharmasists wont sell us condoms that teenagers have children and get STD's.

[Dusty12]

Teaches them a good lesson. If they're dumb enough to try it, show no mercy.

[Snaffle J. Bean]

Teaches them a good lesson. If they're dumb enough to try it, show no mercy.

gtfo abstinencecigarette

[Chriz]

itt: dusty being dusty

also itt: makingblah being homoloveual

[Nymethus]

Am I the only one who doesn't all over the room

[brickybob]

Teaches them a good lesson. If they're dumb enough to try it, show no mercy.

I heard it's a disease, a physical dependency.

But, it's  the only disease you can get yelled at for having! 
Besides alcoholism.

[Chriz]

Am I the only one who doesn't all over the room

i cup around my member with my hand and then wash it off.

[comr4de]

I usually clean up my jizz with a tuna jar 

[Joeboy]

Teaches them a good lesson. If they're dumb enough to try it, show no mercy.

Abstinence?