I was masturbating....

[Zephyrs]

If it lands on my clothes I continue to wear them.

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[Pew446]

Bleh, I just use dirty socks. Hey, doesn't matter if it stains on the inside right?

Ha ha, I use my socks when I'm in bed. The problem is I'm not wearing any right now and it's be a waste to use clean socks and get them dirty... ish.

[Niven]

What.

[Pew446]

What.

What what.

[SeventhSandwich]

What what.

In the butt.

[Pew446]

In the butt.

STICK IT IN HER POOPER.

[mrlolop]

Bleh, I just use dirty socks. Hey, doesn't matter if it stains on the inside right?

But then you get sock babies and they grow crystals, and you'll never get them out of the house.

[Blockoman]

Hey guys, what's going on in this topi-

Ah, another chance to ask myself "why the hell did I click on this?"

[mrlolop]

Hey guys, what's going on in this topi-

Ah, another chance to ask myself "why the hell did I click on this?"

You obviously wanted to click on it, or you wouldn't have.

[Peejster]

Honey, what's this white crust on your clothes?

[Littledude]

I was hoping for a tuna jar joke but oh well.

[Dusty12]

Well gee, another love related topic started by a moron.

[Joeboy]

Well gee, another love related topic started by a moron.

It;s not love related, it's about masturbating.
Do you really think he gets any love?

[MunkeyCheez]

I was masturbating....

and you cumm shotted all over that laptop. Alot of horny children here.

[Makingblah]

he's like 10, his cum shots probably drip out his richard