While we're on this topic, how did the word "fap" come to be?Does it really make a sound like that when you masterbate?Also, pun not intended.
If you are chubby and you go all the way down with your hand, it'll slap against your skin and go 'fap', like the sound a slap makes, but slightly covered up the other noises of procrastination.
Slapping is not fapping.
the slapping sound is simply caused by the hand hitting the fleshy mass of a fat person's pelvis at top speed
Fun fact: I once had a boner for 3 months straight.
Don't turn this into a religion war.Do you guys masturbate like every hour? I haven't done it in months.
Once a day before I go to bed and I'm out like a light.
Once or twice, depending on our mood.
Now I won't be able to go to sleep.
