Author Topic: Post 1000 things that Chuck Norris can do.  (Read 645 times)

Post 1000 Chuck Norris jokes here.
I start.

1. Chuck Norris can have his inbox message like this: Hey, Chuck Norris, you have 2 messages, 3 are new.
2. Chuck Norris can change your face decal with a printer.

3-1000. Chuck Norris can lock this topic

Well done folks, we can go home now.

4. Chuck Norris can unlock this topic by saying Open Sesame.

These jokes are not funny.

Fine. I guess this one failed.