Some form of virus on my computer?

[TalesOfBlockland56]

Some of the virus names make me laugh so fricking hard.

[Ad Bot]

[IkeTheGeneric]

Are you using Norton? It always finds my viruses.

"A virus was found! Norton anti-virus found a virus named "Norton.exe", should it be deleted?"

[Manzaross]

"A virus was found! Norton anti-virus found a virus named "Norton.exe", should it be deleted?"

I hate it when that happens :P

[bloody jumper]

Just yesterday i had 2 viruses and got rid of them.

[Saber15]

Pull your hard drive out of your computer (turn it off first), take a moderately powerful magnet, and run it over the hard drive. The magnet will scramble the virus's code, but not the rest of you hard drive, since viruses can use capacitors stored in your harddrive to continue running when the power is unplugged. I've done this many times when BitDefender/McAfee can't find/delete a virus

[Flying Ace]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bl48OBjc6Tc

[Dodger]

Pull your hard drive out of your computer (turn it off first), take a moderately powerful magnet, and run it over the hard drive. The magnet will scramble the virus's code, but not the rest of you hard drive, since viruses can use capacitors stored in your harddrive to continue running when the power is unplugged.

You are handicapped. That would forget up your whole computer, and is not guaranteed to disrupt the virus.

[Mr. Phy]

You are handicapped. That would forget up your whole computer, and is not guaranteed to disrupt the virus.

You kids and your lack of knowledge of computers.

The hard drive with a magnet is a classic. I've done it plenty of times when my computer got forgeted up. Always worked.

[Saber15]

You are handicapped. That would forget up your whole computer, and is not guaranteed to disrupt the virus.

Obviously it would if you left the hard drive on, or used a very powerful magnet.

[Skip]

You are handicapped. That would forget up your whole computer, and is not guaranteed to disrupt the virus.

Derrrp.

[Moriarty]

the video was funny
"crap"
"now im lonely :("
"god dammit joel"

[SeventhSandwich]

Pull your hard drive out of your computer (turn it off first), take a moderately powerful magnet, and run it over the hard drive. The magnet will scramble the virus's code, but not the rest of you hard drive, since viruses can use capacitors stored in your harddrive to continue running when the power is unplugged. I've done this many times when BitDefender/McAfee can't find/delete a virus

[Harm94]

Run your comp in safe mode and run a full scan.

[Angear]

Run your comp in safe mode and run a full scan.

Currently doing that. Malwarebytes hasn't found anything yet.
Malwarebytes didn't find anything. Going to try Avg

[LordCutlerBeckett]

...is it working?