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The recipe to make Clan Chowder:You will need:1 scoop of <CBC>1 scoop of {BH}1 heaping scoop of (IM)1 scoop of [CB]1 scoop of [KNX]2 scoops of [Pirates]A Pinch of [MotE]1 quart of Milk-=NOVA=-1 tablespoon of Butter1-2 Onions1 teaspoon of Salt10 Billion gallons of clan warTake the clans and mix them together, and put them in a kettle with a cupful of water. (dont put [IM] in there!)When the clans at the top are not showing the clan tags, take them out with a skimmer, and when cool enough to handle, take the clans from the remaining clan tags, remove the thin remains of clan tag on the clan.Let the clan liquor settle, and pour it off carefully.Use half water and half clan liquor.Fry the [IM] and onions the same as in Clam chowder.Add the -=NOVA=-, which have been soaked, and if there are Leaders, scald them. Add the -=NOVA=- to boiling water and cover them.When the -=NOVA=- is soft, add the clan liquor, the clan war, and the clans;When warmed through, add the hot milk and turn into the tureen.Do not put the clans into the chowder until the -=NOVA=- is nearly done, as prolonged boiling hardens them.Enjoy. Heres what it should look like when done:Tastes great with a BLBC Dessert!
