I'm paranoid about my neck.

[Tingalz]

Wasps.
When ever I go outside
I feel like they're waiting to get me...

[Ad Bot]

[Roknrollwill]

So, are you going to masturbate your big toe?

I'm going to masterbate with YOUR big toe.

[Nyskel]

Osht.

[kanew2000]

BEES
BEES EVERYWHERE

[Anti-Block]

BEES
BEES EVERYWHERE

As Nicholas cage said:
"AHHH THE BEEES NOT THE BEES OHH GOD AAAHHH OWWWHWHWHWH">

[oromis]

According to the title and definition of paranoia, you are sucpicious of your neck's intentions?

[Skip]

I'm paranoid about my richard.

[Roknrollwill]

I'm paranoid about my richard.

When you get an erection out in the public?

[DracoSoul]

*Think of something arousing in class on accident; get boner

JIMMY, PLEASE COME TO THE FRONT AND...

[Pepsidude]

I'm paranoid about my belly button, I think something will cut it, and my organs will pour out.  I'm always blocking it from whatever.

[Tremrist]

I can fight them, get me my broom!

[Flamecannon]

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[Roknrollwill]

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[Peejster]

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[Flamecannon]

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