I'm paranoid about my neck.

[Roknrollwill]

Naw im just a fart machine

Do ass excersizes.  Clench, loose, repeat.

[Ad Bot]

[Night Fox]

PAGESTRETCH IMMINENT!

okay my real paranoids are. Farting in front of a crowd

You have to be stealthy.

Naw im just a fart machine

Aha, this is the perfect time to post this.

   There was this guy eating at a restaurant, and he really needed to fart. So, he decided he'd sync his farts to the beats of the music. After a minute or two, he started feeling better, but noticed the people surrounding him were staring at him.













































He then realized, that he was listening to his iPod.

[Megiaman]

Do ass excersizes.  Clench, loose, repeat.

Tried. It increased farting rate

[Roknrollwill]

Tried. It increased farting rate

Your irregular in my opinion.

-snip-

I heard that one. tiss' was funny when I first saw it, but now :I

[Night Fox]

Your irregular in my opinion.I heard that one. tiss' was funny when I first saw it, but now :I

:C

[Skyfrost]

for some reason, im afraid of raccoons

-_-

[Roknrollwill]

-snip-

They are cute.

-_-

[Xx7xX]

I wouldn't say paranoid, but I have an extreme and irrational fear of needles and injections.

I'm fine with sewing needles or whatever, but when I see a medical syringe I start to get nervous, even if it's on TV. Watching someone inject themselves / someone else is impossible, and knowing I'm going to receive an injection can reduce me to tears in seconds.

yay phobias

This.
And gory CSI death investigations, open spaces, headcrabs (Inb4whattheforget), and the HL2 radio scene in my room.

[Julius The 1st]

whattheforget

Good call.

[Homfrog]

Each night, Father fills me with dread
As he sits on the foot of my bed
I'd not mind that he speaks
In high gibbers and squeaks
But for 17 years he's been dead

[Sirrus]

Are you kidding me? In the middle of a crowd is perhaps the best place to fart.