In soviet russia, Speakers listen to you
In soviet russia, phones talk to you.
In soviet russia, In soviet russia,
In soviet russia, Video cameras record you.
In soviet russia, Socks wear you.
In soviet russia, cigarettes smoke you.
In soviet russia, you scare mouse
In soviet russia, rainbows make heavy cry
In soviet russia, plugs plug you in
In soviet russia, poop poops you
In soviet russia, floor walks on you
In soviet russia, pictures look at you
In soviet russia, Valve makes EP3
In soviet russia, rubiks cubes solve you
In soviet russia, keyboards type you
In soviet russia, balloons pop you
If you live in soviet russia, this will never end.
