Author Topic: Success at last! BP has stopped the oil spill  (Read 4910 times)



This is the part where they bump into it again and make it bigger.

hooray
the lazy forgets finally fixed the problem that was STARTED BY THEM
that totally deserves to be celebrated

It might not be a permanent fix though. Since if any oil goes into the bedrock they have to reopen it or it will break open the ocean floor and we will be permanently forgeted.

its actually a test... its shut down for two days. They are afraid it'll explode.

It's like a Jimmy Neutron episode.

That picture is fake. It's still leaking and this is all a conspiracy to try to restore trust in BP.

/conspiracy

This is the part where they bump into it again and make it bigger.
Obama: Whoops.

5 hours later.



ANOTHER BREAK IN THE PIPE HAS CAUSED THE OIL TO START SPILLING AGAIN

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5 hours later.
ANOTHER BREAK IN THE PIPE HAS CAUSED THE OIL TO STOP SPILLING AGAIN
Obama: Whoops.


WOOHOO!!! FINALLY!!!

But in all seriousness, f**k.

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Oh. Mah. GOSH

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The wildlife shall live! Bretheren have been lost, but it was all in the

loving CARELESSNES OF BP