Christian Side Hug

[Chrono]

Ah that explains everything!

[Ad Bot]

[Loopyla1]

I feel pathetic :c

[zaksar]

the music sounds kinda like starwars music and I hate religious crap music.

[Regulith]

Careful, boys, if you hug a girl from the front you may be tempted to have random love with her!

[Sarge]

Careful, boys, if you hug a girl from the front you may be tempted to have random love with her!

Oh no, random love?!

[Moybus]

somebody post the lyrics so we can laugh at certain lines

[Harm94]

"Be careful kids. Stepping forward with your left foot buys you a ticket to hell."

[Regulith]

somebody post the lyrics so we can laugh at certain lines

Gimme dat Christian side hug
Dat Christian side hug
Gimme dat Christian side hug
Dat Christian side hug
I'm a ruff rider
Filled up with Christ love
Gimme dat Christian side hug
Dat Christian side hug

These are the EG rules so
Pay attention, it's essential
This ain't no front hug zone
You ain't that fly, you ain't my jones

Stop and listen
No front hugs and no kissin'
I ain't that scared to call your momma
You'll be ridin' home in a coma

I got my groove
You ain't got nothin'
Follow these rules
Cause we ain't bluffin'

Now uh, you ain't no rabbi
You ain't no priest
So rise up off me like the shortbread with no yeast

Now uh, don't use that front hug boy
That makes us awkward
That's inappropriate
You back up off her 'cause we
Wanna keep our mind pure
Wanna keep away from sin
That means it's you too girl
Only one arm around him

[CHORUS x2]

We be walkin' like
We be talkin' like
We be side huggin'
Every day and night

It's how we do fool
This ain't no club
So don't be hatin' on me when I show no love

We livin' holy
It ain't no thang
So put your hands in the air and let that shoulder hang

I'm goin' global
Cause you don't know me
I'm buyin' babies like Angelina Jolie

So quit that huggin'
And slow down mama
And hit my fist like President Obama

Now, Democratic shift in the Congress, people
Now, Democratic shift in the Congress, people
Now, Democratic shift in the Congress, people

[CHORUS x2]

I'm a married man
So you know I can hold hands
Front hug all day long with no other demands

But uh, as for all of you
Until you say "I do"
No front huggin' or PDA or your EG time is through

But uh, some of y'all is slick
Try to pull this trick
Your hug starts in the side
But soon it turns the chick

So if you end up here
Then go ahead and scream it
When I hug people I leave room for the Holy Spirit

If a girl walks up
With her arms spread wide
And she's front hug bound with that look in her eye

You better turn to the side
And pat her on her back
Cause Jesus never hugged nobody like that
(Scream it)

[CHORUS x2]

I lol'd

[Sarge]

I think that covers all the types of cheese in the book of cheesyness.

[The Russian]

I'm amazed people can be so handicapped.

[beamsword]

Cause Jesus never hugged nobody like that

HUE HUE HUE
EDIT: Wouldn't a side hug result in a leg forget?
EDIT2:So apparently Christians think whenever a snake and a vagina touch, it's bad. Even when clothed.

[Kalphiter]

Apparently, this isn't ok:

This ain't no front hug zone

But this is:

You'll be ridin' home in a coma

[SpreadsPlague]

You ain't that fly, you ain't my jones

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

*takes off shades*



YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH

[Dodger]

Remember kids, if you get an erection while looking at a girl that's not your wife, you're going straight to hell.

"I'm buying babies like Angelina Jolie!"

[Blockoman]

These people are actually aliens trying to infiltrate our society.